Chuck Norris....

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Chuck Norris can move his King two squares without Castling

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Chuck Norris once took a trick shot in a game of chess.

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Chuck Norris uses his Lord in his chess games instead of the regular pieces

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Chuck Norris invented chess.

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Chuck Norris only needs to sleep to checkmate GM's of today (without moving pieces as well :D) .

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Chuck Norris never sleeps because sleep is for weaklings.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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HAHAHA!

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that was a chuckle actually...

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hehe. good one 13year.

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I see Chuck Norris. I discuss dit him. Hé said me: Learning, training, respect full jour adversary, and fight. Thanks Master Norris. When Toulouse see Bruce, sa him, please . Iol

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And google is god of computer .... i'm analyste...... Always important to Learning, and Learning.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris has a proof for Fermat's Last Theorem which does fit in the margin.

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chuck norris can answer a missed call

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chuck norris can start fires with a magnifying glass, at night....
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Chuck Norris needs no magnifying class to start a fire...

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Chuck Norris can extinguish bush-fires by touching it.

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Chuck Norris need not touch it nor think it for it to start!

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe

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Chuck Norris doesnt live in a house... a house lives in Chuck Norris

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