HOW TO SIT

Ok so im gonna teach you how to sit

so first you need to remember the acryonym “SHIT” that S H I T 

so basically you got to 

S- squat

H-hitchhike backwards

I-initiate contact with the chair

T- Take a seat

ok i hoped that helped you now ill be going

lol

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bruh, we know how to sit. we weren't raised under the imperial walker now, were we? hahaha! lol you crack me up sometimes my dude. hahaha! 😂🤣: )

how to drink water

you know how some people drink from the bottom of the bottle but don get it

thats one of you

so i teach u how to drink water 

first u take your fingers and pull up

then u opened the cap, congrats

now you want to drink water so u must just say the f word and shower yourself with water

there now you have drank some water

so now you must say * shit this is kinda dumb *  and then repeat it for 1 whole freakin hour ( no moving ok that is cheating )

ok now u have done that now u must go and take a shower

there u read + did a bunch of non-sense

thats how i get attention 😎

Pink, please don't follow the bad example he already set even further please and thank you : )

Since when did cussing ever bring smiles to this club? It doesn't. So please don't cuss.

i like this guide to life

now i can stop irish dancing and actually sit now

*sips tea*

Wow! Thanks so much for this! Now I can finally sit (aka shit) ! I couldn't do it without u! U divided my life to two sections!

• Before seeing this forum
• After seeing it

I used to balance 3 times and sit after that, now it gets so much easier! 

Lol

Ah, how nice, now I can stop standing and finally sit

lolllll : )