KOTL Storyline

What you mean is arguing while on your deathbed... My story line was good (I was not drunk though) but no one cared for figuring it out.

I came up with my current game on my KOTL in my sleep, so that’s fun

I wonder how Cookie came to be a character

There is no lore. There is only the Soviet Union.

There is no lore. There is only the goose.

The goose alone is as powerful if not more powerful than the entire might of a hyper-advanced Soviet Union.

Time, space, and death? Probably.

Warhammer 40k armor, the Saw, nukes? Nah, prolly not.

We live in a society where warhammer 40k armor is more powerful than the ability to control time itself

I mean, it’s tough armor.

tougher than time and space

Is there any explanation as to why this goose is so strong?

Cause it feels like it.

That’s not an explanation, Tomato.

do you WANT to know?

If I didn’t want to know, I would not be asking

It has something to do with bagels.

Why did I even ask?

Exactly.

Did it eat the bagel of ULTIMATE BAGEL?!??