It is tempting to respond to his aggravating demands for attention by crushing him. But I lean toward PerfectGent's view and I'm sure we would all be sick of him after five or ten moves. The logical part of me concludes that the best way to deal with someone who scrapes their fingernails on the blackboard to get attention is to ignore them.
After we're done playing with webgogs, can we play cheater_1?
Read here: http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/my-ultimatum
Cmon people...you know you want to...