This may or may not be one of those forums that fails. I'll try it out...
Minecraft riddles
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it HAS to be a mob... hmm... uh... oh! The ender dragon! Because of the annoying long thing that they expect you to read. It's like when you look at the credits when you beat the last level of a video amge and takes like 10 minutes and you can't stop it... but at least you can skip this one, because I read the full script from someone else and it would take like 1 or 15 minutes to read it at the slow rate they have it at.
I forgot what it was because I haven't looked at it for a long time... I just remember the last verse.
"Wake up. You are the player."
- some random guy who helped develop minecraft... dinnerbone, notch, Jeb?
It explains itself.