🐱 My Inner Thoughts as a Cat 🐱

You humans think you know us, but do you really? 😼 This is where we, the superior feline species, reveal what’s actually going on inside our minds.

✨ Why do we randomly sprint at 3 AM?
✨ What are we plotting when we stare at you silently?
✨ How do we really feel about belly rubs?

Post your best inner cat thoughts. Let’s see if you humans can truly understand us. 😾👑

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✨Do I watch you in the sleep because im protecting you like batman or because im plotting to kill you✨

Do I loaf because I'm lazy? Do I loaf because I don't want to reveal my true purpose in life? Do I loaf because I'm insane?

Do I stare at you from behind the couch beachside I’m scared or I’m planning an apocalypse?

do i know how to tie you to a chair and talk to you? am i a secret fbi agent? do i sneak outside at 2 in the mornng to meet up with my fellow agents?

The lamp? Knock it over. The cup? Knock it over. The curtains? Climb them. The dog? Annoy it. The food? Demand more, even if the bowl is full. I am a creature of instinct, and my instinct says—cause problems