Should have thought of this myself. Thanks Stegocephalian. Hmmm.
I'd heard snippets of "Banging in The Nails" before but hadn't seen the vid. Hilarious!
Joke stolen from my friend Blair Scott:
"Mary walks up to the hill and sees Jesus on the cross. As she gets closer she realizes Jesus has a ten inch erection. She turns to Paul and says, "Look, Jesus is hung on the cross!"
My favorite (supposedly) blasphemous art piece? "Sweet Jesus" by artist Cosimo Cavallaro.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://scienceblogs.com/afarensis/upload/2007/03/jesus.jpg&imgrefurl=http://scienceblogs.com/afarensis/2007/03/chocolate_jesus.php&usg=__lsHhHnZ6quxvWQrty28e9gI8Pfg=&h=360&w=300&sz=29&hl=en&start=14&um=1&tbnid=gkOZUOqcGl_q0M:&tbnh=121&tbnw=101&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmy%2Bsweet%2Bjesus%2Bchocolate%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7GPTB_enUS289%26um%3D1
As Dahan reminded us in the comment section, it's the international blasphemy day today (http://www.blasphemyday.com/ ), the purpose of which is to support the freedom of speech, to fight blasmphemy laws, to remind ourselves and everyone that in a society that values the freedom of speech, we do not have the right to protect ourselves from being offended by silencing those who say things offensive to us.
And this includes any religious sensibilities we might, or might not, have - in a free society, we've got to grow skin thick enough to be able to support the rights of speech for people who we dislike, who say things we find offensive.
So in the spirit of the day, I thought to open a blasphemy thread! Feel free to post deliciously, shockingly blasphemous content here. As this is a forum that's open not only to us heathens, but can be seen by non-members too, let me start off with an OFFENSIVE CONTENT WARNING! You don't HAVE to keep reading/watching! You'll most probably get an extra pitch-fork up your... um... in the afterlife for reading further or clicking on any links! DEFINITELY do not click on any links!
So, here's my contribution.
Starting off gentle... with a slightly different kind of a sermon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTzXJMU1sLc
Cranking it up a notch... or two... a song so blasphemous, it makes me gringe... by possibly the most politically incorrect band I know, The Tiger Lillies. Here's "Banging In The Nails":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inIuYren8jg