Trying to get back into chess. Sorry for being inactive, but I still can’t be completely active

Welcome to my profile!

Please join my fan club: https://www.chess.com/club/calebaleb12s-fan-club

Please join my competitive daily match club! https://www.chess.com/club/the-daily-match-club

Bullying? Think you're so cool? The girl you just called fat?... She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly?... She spends hours putting makeup on hoping that people will like her. The boy you just tripped?... He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars?... He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying?... His mother is dying. That kid you just made fun of for being bald? He has cancer. Put this as your status if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won’t re-post, but I'm sure the people with a heart will.

99.9% of you won't post this. When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you. If you're one of the 0.1% that cares, put this on your profile.

My chess goals for 2026:

Rapid: 1600 ❌️

Daily: 1600 ❌️

Blitz: 1400 ❌️

Bullet: 1200 ❌️

If you want to know how to make and post a puzzle on chess.com, check out my blog: https://www.chess.com/blog/Calebaleb12/how-to-make-and-post-a-puzzle

My Favorite Song:

Since the bio editor won’t let me embed it, here is the link: https://open.spotify.com/track/2GJ1xx5ZoeIJYbQKLSpoZ3?si=02bfa6a734e14664

Quotes:

"There are two types of sacrifices in chess, sound ones and mine," -

Mikhail Tal

"You're always blundering. You're not even playing right now and still blundering."

- Ben Finegold

"You may learn much more from a game you lose than a game you win. You will have to lose hundreds of games to become a good player." - José Raúl Capablanca

"Edit out the swearing or I’ll edit you out of the club💀" - @Jared

Feel free to post these on your bio!

I am a snake!

What are you?

ADVERTISMENT

Even if you don't plan on joining this club, I would still like you to read this.

Welcome to The Game Changers, the club that changes your game for the better! Here at The Game Changers, we have a few things that make people join and want to stay:

Club Giveways! Yes! This is what you think it is! We invite a bunch of members to the giveway club, and then when there is enough members, we will promote someone else to owner, which could be you!
Special, invite only tournaments! These invite only tournaments are daily tounaments that can only be played in if you are member of this club! We also have special tournaments that start on Christmas and the New Year!
We Have 800+ Members And Are Quickly Growing! Please join our thriving community of chess players and help us reach our next goal of 500 members!
We Have a Help And Support Forum! This forum lets you make suggestions to make the club even better, or if you need help just ask there!
We Have A Puzzle Of The Day! These puzzles get harder throughout the week and are the hardest on Sundays!
We Have Played Over 400 Events! This means we are very active!
We Have Daily Matches and Vote Chess! This means that you can actively play against another club and win!
We Have 4 Titled Players! Join now to find out who they are!

Remember, our motto is and always will be, we change your game for the better! If you are not satisfied, let us know in the help and support forum, so we will change your game for the better! So give us a try, and let us help you with your game, by clicking the join button below! Thank you for reading, and and I hope you enjoy your stay at The Game Changers!

Club link: https://www.chess.com/club/the-game-changers

Join link: https://www.chess.com/join/the-game-changers

Put this on your profile if you think it is funny!

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study.
Teacher: Class dismissed.

My favorite puzzle that I have solved that I remember And another one:

Both made by @CherryOnTopChess