Vivienne, or Yunqing Zhang if you know me from tournaments or clubs. :)

Here’s my bio :D

💛 im da cow heheh ✨

🌷 A sweet, goofy 11 year old girl! (Turing 12 this September!!!!! :>)

Im not that active on chess.com, trying to become more active though :P 🌱

🌵 Goal is 1500 this year :) (as I said, Im not that active on this platform so it’s a smaller goal.)

I play chess competitively :D 💥

find me on lichess too <3<3

→ https://lichess.org/@/vivienne2014 ❤️

😋 my dad’s account : https://www.chess.com/member/mush_bear (he’s not accepting friend requests :P)

~IM TRYING TO BEAT MY DAD IN A CHESS.COM COMPETION!!!!! (for the record, he’s not that great at chess, giving me the BIG advantage heheh 😈) we are tryna get our rapid ratings to 1800 before each other!! I’ll gladly play you heheh I need the rating- ✌🏼~

🥰 Im accepting friend requests, and you can send a message if you want too >u<

Im currently not joining any clubs !!!! :P 🐣

“You can die as a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villian.”

if you’re homeless, just buy a house.

if you’re in a coma, just wake up.

if you’re disabled, just become enabled.

if you’re ugly on the outside, wear makeup. if you’re ugly on the inside, eat the makeup.

if you’re blind, then just OPEN UP YOUR EYESSSSS

if you’re deaf, then just hear the siren of the ambulence.

if you’re dead, then just respawn.

if you have amnesia, just remember the most EMBARASSING moment of your life.

if you like to talk, ask your best friend to tape your mouth shut. Im sure they would LOVE to not hear your voice for once.

if i said that you’re pretty, and you said i was ugly, then we’d both be lying.

if a teacher asks you to stop talking back, then just say “But babe, that’s just how a conversation works!”

if someone says to get a life, then just say “Like yours? Nah, I’ll pass.”

if someone tells you you talk too much, then just say “Yeah, at least that can be fixed. Not like your face.”

the worst roast to say to someone that’s tall is “How’s the weather up there?”. Instead, say “When you were a baby, could you even fit in the crib? I doubt you could even feel the matress of that small, short bed!”

if someone drives a very loud engine and you find it anoying, the best way to unleash that anger is to tell a roast. So, say “Woah! How’d they make their engine sound like Captain UnderPants with diarreah?”

if you drop a soap bar on the floor, is the soap dirty, or the floor clean?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Shrek was ugly until I saw you.

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough!

If a man jumped of a building and died, the officers should say “Hm, lets see. So, the person is male, 28 years old, and 7’9?” The victim would immediately wake up and go, “Oh nah!!! Im 8 feet, taller than you will ever be!!”

If a woman jumped of a building and died, the officers should say “Okay, lets go through the victim’s search history!” The woman would immediately wake up and go “OH H3LL NAHH! Get away from me!!!”

Don’t judge a book by its cover. Yeah, like you’ll ever see what’s beneath it…

Surgeons are people who stab other people to revive them.

Fear. It has two meanings: Live through pain and rise. Touch pain and die.

Deck the halls with poisen ivy, falalalalalalalala. If you touch it you’ll be sorry, falalalalalalalala. Break a window, pop a tire, falalalalalalalala. Set your christmas tree on fire, falalalalalalalala.

You’re the reason why we have directions on toothpaste.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

You’re like a software update. Every time I see you, I immediately think 'not now'.

Have a good day everyone! :333

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