Oymyakon is a Russian settlement of around 500 hearty people. It gets cold here and I mean cold. I remember the day we Russian call "stay inside of risk freezing YO balls off!" The temperature reached minus 96.2 F (minus 71.2 C

No one who lives here complain about how cold it is. If someone complains we have a special treat for them called the Swedish Plunge. Presto! No more complaints. We do not allow cry babies to live here. Maybe this why the population is very small. My friend and I went to big city and had to cover our ears! So many people complaining about about this and that. So I tried to be friendly and invite them to my Village and all I get is more complaints.

Cry babies do not make good citizens or chess players. Cry babies are ruining this chess site. Now at chess.com we face too many rules and regulations that are not part of official chess rules.

Why? The cry babies have taken over chess.com and love this new founded power and they will not give it up without crying about it.

Time for the crybabies to go home to mommy! Chess is not a crybaby game. Chess is war. Those who cry the least overcome the beast! Succumb to the beast and winning becomes impossible.

Send me a message if you would like to come visit Oymyakon! Bring a warm Jacket!

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