FIRESTORMTHIEF
Miyembrong Diamond


I'm FIRESTORMTHIEF. Some of you might know me as FST or Firestorm... OR MAYBE FIRE. If you are here and hate me, I am not pleased to see you. If you are here and apparently have a good relationship with me, welcome and read the following below:

Privacy is power.

Now, let me take a shower.

I'M A ROLEPLAY PERSON, SO YEAH!

MY NAME: My name is Zykon Lorrian, but it's not actually my real one.

Goals-

Defeat Road to GM by a landslide or no landslide.

Heal @Perseus-JacksonGOAL COMPLETED

Eliminate the evils talking to me every day. GOAL COMPLETED

Continue impressing my class in real life with my Murder Mystery stories.

Find out what's the meaning of my life. GOAL COMPLETED

Find out why I'm still playing chess. GOAL COMPLETED

Seek out Hilddea's castle and strangle her warriors until they beg for their... I think... hmm I forgot what I was gonna say.

Please join a few clubs. You already saw at the top that I'm a proud member of the Red Pawn Chess Team. I like to call it the Redpawn Empire because it's growing so fast. Please join it using this link. Also, join the club the Redpawn Empire intends to beat: Road to GM. It's a great club that will help you learn chess and become one of the awe-inspiring GMs.

And the question: What is the meaning of MY life? You answer it, but be respectful.

HEY, BY THE WAY!

The Redpawn Empire has its own politics and religion. We support something called Redpawnism. The meaning of Redpawnism hasn't really been defined yet, but it motivates everyone around us.

MY ENEMIES-

I have plenty of enemies that I think refer me as an enemy, but I won't reveal them. Enemies, hmm. Why is there a term called enemy? I ponder that thought because there should only be PEACE. Instead, there comes the internet and some really toxic people. Okee dokee, let's handle that.

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?-

The only reason you are here is because you probably hate me and want to laugh at my profile. Then so be it.

Can you go away?

Please.

I didn't ask for you to read everything.

Road to Membership is a way to get memberships. Tsk tsk tsk. How useless considering I got a membership anyways haha.

Road to GM is great.

Hilddea must be purged.

Road to GM grows at a weird rate.

To control the world, Krashtarsta must be urged.

Road to GM has a nice fate.

Perseus-Jackson has a sword that was surged.

Road to GM has a man named Nate.

Now Road to Membership MUST BE PURGED!

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WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

A PERSON WHO IS STILL READING THIS... WOW.

Psst, don't tell anybody about this, but anime sounds like it could get a good beating.

Also, my name is [REDACTED] and I eat [REDACTED].

The text is awfully small.

Also, if you want to know the words on NightlyKnight's PFP, here it is:

Nightly Knight's Pfp: Don't know what goes down here so I might as well put this down here...See if you can read all of these words, if you can, I'll send you trophy... you just need to tell Nightly Knight because he wrote this. Don't blame the picturs because they don't always tell truth, do they? I think these words might be convoring up the picture behind these words, so I feel sorry for you... I'll make the color of the text red to help with reading. I hope it helps. Let me know if it doesn't. One last thing I need to say. YOU ARE GOING DOWN

Now he's gonna give you a trophy.

Are you interested in politics?

WELL, ME TOO! DISCUSS SOME OF THAT IN THE RED PAWN CHESS TEAM! MAKE SURE TO SUPPORT REDPAWNISM OR ELSE IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE A BAD PERSON!

NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'LL CONTINUE SHOUTING IN YOUR EARS TO BREAK YOUR EARDRUMS!

SO, IF YOU HAVEN'T READ ABOUT MURDER MYSTERY, MESSAGE ME AND I'LL SEND A GOOGLE DOC OF IT! MAKE A COPY OF IT TO EDIT THE GRAMMAR ERRORS THAT LIE THERE!

Goodbye, m y p e o p l e. I t ' s n o w t i m e t o g o e a t l u n c h .

The only wrong is impermanence.

The only good is density.

I like to roleplay. Join Mysterious Detective. It's a nice roleplay place.