The Dangers of Chess to the Public...

Toucantime
UtrechtRose wrote:
 
 Correlation does not imply causation!

Don't worry, we'll make an exception for you! grin.png

3845Man

The pawns can be used as buttplugs.

sea_of_trees

According items has recently 've err been discovered that chess in children has no err effect on my Abigail folding hollow case of them picture thingies next week and then promote your business is a decent person who has been been a stressful afternoon and then realizing it's anchovy to the gentleman's agreement with this sick and I would own you, I would own you, I would own you.

you.

sea_of_trees

 didn't take us long to see why they kicked you out of america.

Monie49

Dumb!

sea_of_trees

I said it before and I'll say it again, Chess leads to faulty memory! Wait, if I remember saying it before then my memory is not failing me. I take it back. Why am I saying this?

sea_of_trees

smokin the good stuff I see.

janagar
😂
IMpatzer

not to mention steinetz  he thought he could beat god wanted to play him a game to prove it lol  bonkers!

SpiderUnicorn

CHESS CAUSES OBESITY BECAUSE YOU SIT AROUND ON A CHAIR FOR SO LONG IN A CHESS GAME, YOU GET FAT BECAUSE OF NO EXERCISE. 

SpiderUnicorn

HECK, I JUST GROWN ONE EXTRA BLOB OF FAT JUST SIMPLY BY EATING A PORK BELLY THEN SITTING DOWN ON  SOFA TO PLAY CHESS AGAINST MY DICK.