Chapter two, As Martin logs on to chess.com he visits the forum are chess players athletes. Today Warm up stove is arguing with a rotating cast of people from obscure pacific islands. As Martin sees that nothing bad is happening he moves on. The next forum he goes on to is called lichess is so much better. It is full of people claiming that chess.coms lag is absurd and blitz is unplayable. Martin as always calmly tells them lag is based on a series of different factors. After words Martin talks with his friend just be far who tells him about how he closed down a wrap thread. Next Martin goes onto the forum titled super bad bug he tells the person donttakethepawn that he should clean his browser cache. Last before lunch he answers the eternal question when will live be gone the answer soon.
A day in the life of Martin_Stahl
that's kinda cool
I agree thanks I will do chapter 3 tomorrow I guess others could write it if they want to.
you could do a chapter a day
Chapter 3 At around noon time Martin gets up from his seat and makes himself a lettuce wrap and turns on the TV he watches his favorite soap opera, Mary and Sally go to Chile. After he logs back on to chess.com and looks in the chess books and equipment forum you never know what is hiding in there. And Martin strikes gold an argument about the quality of a boar has broken down into the flinging not nice words. Martin shuts down the forum. next Martin reads a forum in the beginner section called "I cant get better at playing" Neck of Bread tells the beginner that he will do better by playing with higher time controls. Soon people are yelling that he has to play slow because of the lag Martin tells them lag is different for everyone and moves on.
This is a myth. Here is what a typical day really looks like for a moderator: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-moderator
Your forum is awesome, maybe mute me for one minute so you gain +0$ ?
This is a myth. Here is what a typical day really looks like for a moderator: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-moderator
I said it was a fake story yours is good to though.
Chapter 4 As martins day comes to an end he sees that he is getting many PMs someone in a game analysis forum seems to have started talk about religion and it has gotten fiery. Martin rolls his eyes and heads over to the forum How did i lose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. He blocks the OP Magnusismymiddlename as well an antagonist yummyscooter. Before shutting down for the day Martin bans a user who has been spamming he word unfresh in both bully forums rate the pfp of the above person and rate the user name of the above person. Their name was unfresherestish.
chapter 5, After work Martin goes to his Brother Mike_Stahls house and they practice for there tribute band the Stahl council( thank you @SacrificeTheHorse ) After words he heads home and goes to sleep his wife is in Texas teaching a parachuting course. The next morning Martin wakes up and eats toast with vegamite on it. He then logs on to his computer and sells some stock in Sony he smiles to himself as he has made $136 then he logs on another days work ahead of him.
Nice story lol
Chapter 6, Martin logs on and heads over to the cheating forum. He is surprised to see that someone has quoted him as saying fish are yummy 4 times. martin was tired a few days ago and maybe said it but did not thing so. He looked back and know it was not said. Martin tells the poster that misquoting is bad. he sees it has been done 3 times in the past and mutes the offender. Next Martin looks at a forum called kids are so annoying. The OP relates the story of how he tried to chat during a game but someone came on and made immature comments. Martin keeps reading and sees the forum has broken down into crude name calling and personal attacks he locks the forum.
PS this is a false story. Chapter 1 Martin day begins as everyone's does with the sun. Martin wakes up and turns off his Peanuts themed alarm clock he rumbles down stares and turn or his lap top as he starts to roast his coffee. First off Martin needs to look at his stocks that he buys and sells to supplement the money his wife makes from teaching kids to parachute. After selling some of his Taco Bell stocks he logs on to chess.com ready for another day in the life of a chess.com moderator.