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MagnusSonOfCarI wrote:

MagnusSonOfCarI

@MagnusSonOfCarl Magnus Carlsson is a Swedish singer who I'm pretty sure has never played chess before.. Judging by your playing style, I think he is your chess hero.

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Epiloque wrote:

Make fun of my name

@Epiloque this is the google result for your name: 

a section or speech at the end of a book or play that serves as a comment on or a conclusion to what has happened

so I guess you're a kibitzer?

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MISTER_McCHESS wrote:
aronian22 wrote:
kyle_keeley wrote:

and me?

@kyle_keeley Your name is Kyle.

kyle keeley is the name of the main character in the series Mr Lemoncello's library

Ohhh yeah, I remember that book. I had it a couple years ago for a battle of the books thing.

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Art0fArcane wrote:

Yes yes, someone tell me I’m cringe, some 13 year old please, I welcome you, you brain dead negative 30 IQ Jimmy neutron wannabe.

@Art0fArcane you are not cringe.

Roasted.

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SNUDOO wrote:

kill me end my misery

@SNUDOO you like wings of fire, even after they spammed like 15 books

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EuphstonTZhang wrote:

EuphstonTZhang... my username, please.

@EuphstonTZhang you expect me to come up with a joke when your username is literally just your name?

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MISTER_McCHESS wrote:

ARONIAN COME OF WITH A JOKE FOR MY NAME 

@MISTER_McCHESS Mister Mc Chess? You're a chess DJ? Wow, you have my dream job!

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Rly? Guess I'm not as creative as I thought

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aronian22 wrote:
SNUDOO wrote:

kill me end my misery

@SNUDOO you like wings of fire, even after they spammed like 15 books

smh bad research, there's more than 15

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actually I liked it before they spammed 15, I was introduced after they spammed 9.

Also how did you find out, did you just google my name lmao

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Alright this’ll be fun, roast me!
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I push always the government’s taxes by defrauding them, but you’re close enough
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So...your name is hvenki eh? More like HSTINKY!!!!!!!
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Chessnoob?
More like....CheckersBOOB!(the fool, not the mound of fat)
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SNUDOO wrote:

actually I liked it before they spammed 15, I was introduced after they spammed 9.

Also how did you find out, did you just google my name lmao

Nah I just know the series

 

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I wonder what mine is going to be

your a destroyer but you only get destroyed or something among those lines

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NikolaiSpongnikov wrote:
Alright this’ll be fun, roast me!

@NikolaiSpongnikov hvenki took the sponge jokes. cry.png

 

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Destroyer? Hmm, I could go for a stereotypical French surrender joke but I’ll try. Destroyer? More like.....FRENCHLOYALIST!!!!
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@destroyer8470 you are a destroyer, true, but all you've ever destroyed is your family's hope for a good child.

*realizes how harsh that sounds*

 

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Even though their account is closed, I will make a joke to pay respects to llama.

@llama did carl kill you and eat your hands?