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Epiloque wrote:

Make fun of my name

you user sounds like epilogue, meaning you might as well start writing a will

23Dragons

Make fun of MY name

aronian22
lqflynn wrote:

I dare you to make one out of mine. there is no way u can do it. WITHOUT LOOKING AT MY PROFILE(because it gives away my name and such)!!

@lqflynn guessing your last name is flynn and your first name is lq. That in itself is a joke.

aronian22
kingsindianattack7 wrote:

You could do me

@kingsindianattack7 7 is the number of times you've actually played the kings indian attack.

aronian22
Strangemover wrote:

@lqflynn you missed out the 'gbt' from your username. Your playing style is as confused as your gender identity and sexuality. 

@strangemover strange=bad. Enough said.

aronian22
TerminatorC800 wrote:

@Strangemover, your name says a lot about your openings, especially the fact you play the bird.

@terminatorC800 is your name wrong? I think its T-800. But then it would be terminator T-800, making the t redundant.... never mind.

aronian22

@23dragons the b-23 dragon is an aircraft that was never used in WW2. It was supposed to be an improvement to the b-18 but was never used in combat. My theory is that your rating was 18 but you managed to improve it to 23 and never played again.

aronian22
YeetSleepRepeat wrote:

umm ima just casually join in this forum

@yeetsleeprepeat you must be really hungry from never eating. Guess yeeting is a usable food source. The more you know!

aronian22
Gabriel1326 wrote:
Here is mine

@gabriel1326 your name is so vanilla that I can't make it funny. Congrats.

aronian22
kyle_keeley wrote:

and me?

@kyle_keeley Your name is Kyle.

aronian22
MagnusSonOfCarI wrote:

MagnusSonOfCarI

@MagnusSonOfCarl Magnus Carlsson is a Swedish singer who I'm pretty sure has never played chess before.. Judging by your playing style, I think he is your chess hero.

aronian22
Epiloque wrote:

Make fun of my name

@Epiloque this is the google result for your name: 

a section or speech at the end of a book or play that serves as a comment on or a conclusion to what has happened

so I guess you're a kibitzer?

aronian22
MISTER_McCHESS wrote:
aronian22 wrote:
kyle_keeley wrote:

and me?

@kyle_keeley Your name is Kyle.

kyle keeley is the name of the main character in the series Mr Lemoncello's library

Ohhh yeah, I remember that book. I had it a couple years ago for a battle of the books thing.

aronian22
Art0fArcane wrote:

Yes yes, someone tell me I’m cringe, some 13 year old please, I welcome you, you brain dead negative 30 IQ Jimmy neutron wannabe.

@Art0fArcane you are not cringe.

Roasted.

aronian22
SNUDOO wrote:

kill me end my misery

@SNUDOO you like wings of fire, even after they spammed like 15 books

aronian22
EuphstonTZhang wrote:

EuphstonTZhang... my username, please.

@EuphstonTZhang you expect me to come up with a joke when your username is literally just your name?

aronian22
MISTER_McCHESS wrote:

ARONIAN COME OF WITH A JOKE FOR MY NAME 

@MISTER_McCHESS Mister Mc Chess? You're a chess DJ? Wow, you have my dream job!

aronian22

Rly? Guess I'm not as creative as I thought

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aronian22 wrote:
SNUDOO wrote:

kill me end my misery

@SNUDOO you like wings of fire, even after they spammed like 15 books

smh bad research, there's more than 15