How to Beat Your Dad at Chess

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goldendog

..and I have learned that "stupid morons" are even worse than the regular "morons."

Can't beat the free education one gets here!

PwnCrusher

I'm beginning to understand the frustration: One comment has managed to devolve the entire topic into something completely off point. DOES anyone know if "How to Beat Your Dad at Chess" is available in PGN form??

RetGuvvie98

Pwncrusher,

I have not seen it anywhere in PGN format.

I am not sure it would make a lot of sense in PGN format as the text explanations are what makes the book valuable for those who are not fully familiar with tactics.

regards,

chess coach

goldendog

Just think how succinct the thread would be if Opie had found a bit of a sense of humor early on.

Kernicterus

Took me a minute to realize you weren't talking about the Cunninghams.

RetGuvvie98

now you know, goldendog, why barney only had one bullet.....  after shooting himself in the foot, he couldn't hurt anyone else...  haha.

Kernicterus
DavidHoward wrote:

Can the moderator please delete the off-topic comments? I don't see why anyone should go through two pages of non-relavent text just to find an anwser to a simple question.


The OP...keeps making new accounts to side with himself.  His Idraw3G, recor1, greenlantern666, davidhoward...all have 1 pt and were created today.  lol...my god, this is funny. It's not bipolarity, it's Multiple Personality Disorder.

goldendog

Opie's original post is now deleted, and it looks like Afaf is just bragging in #1 lol.

bluey12345

My dad is actually pretty strong, stronger than most of the people on this site, I can only rarely beat him, and thats only with a knight handicap, he's an expert.

electricpawn
AfafBouardi wrote:

Admittedly I have too much time on my hands...but this thread is turning into the light of my night.


 Opie Taylor, Richie Cunningham. Not that it matters.

TheGrobe

This thread is far better now that it's yours AfafBouardi.  The first post now matches the ridiculousness of the rest of the thread and, by virtue of it's being the new "original post", is perfectly relevant.

Kernicterus

I feel a little evil...like I usurped the thread.  lol.  But thank you Grobe**

ozzie_c_cobblepot
bluey12345 wrote:

My dad is actually pretty strong, stronger than most of the people on this site, I can only rarely beat him, and thats only with a knight handicap, he's an expert.


I can beat your dad.

I wonder who is the strongest parent-kid combination? I know several cases of GMs whose kids just don't play chess at all. There's the baseball cases, like Bobby & Barry Bonds, the Griffeys, the incredible Alous, the Boones, and then some other lesser knowns that really don't belong in this even-more-off-topic post. You know, like the Hairstons.

jonnyjupiter

I bought my son both Chandler books and a membership to this site - probably in the hope of having a good chess buddy when I get old and wrinkley who can put up with the smell for long enough to play me a few games.

He's only read a few pages of both. I reckon they're actually written for adults who like pictures in their chess books. He likes tactics trainer better. It's more immediate and therefore child-friendly than a book.

goldendog

Smyslov's dad was decently strong, though not a master, maybe 1st category.

Maybe someone can clarify.

edit: Then there were the Bardwicks of Colorado. Son a USCF master, father peak rating of 2148.

Kernicterus

Hey, do they have any such thing?  Parent child chess tournaments?  Husband wife tournaments?  That would be cool. 

ozzie_c_cobblepot

As a gimmick they could be double-simuls. More realistically, they could be cumulative score tournaments.

Natalia_Pogonina

Poor Socko kids Laughing Bartosz is rated 2643

And Carlsen has once beaten his dad in an official tournament!

kco

Is a shame that none of Gary Kasparov's kids play chess or do they ?

electricpawn
ozzie_c_cobblepot wrote:
bluey12345 wrote:

My dad is actually pretty strong, stronger than most of the people on this site, I can only rarely beat him, and thats only with a knight handicap, he's an expert.


I can beat your dad.

I wonder who is the strongest parent-kid combination? I know several cases of GMs whose kids just don't play chess at all. There's the baseball cases, like Bobby & Barry Bonds, the Griffeys, the incredible Alous, the Boones, and then some other lesser knowns that really don't belong in this even-more-off-topic post. You know, like the Hairstons.


 Don't forget the Alomar's.