1. a4: Best Chess Opening!

I laughed like a madman reading this! :D :D 
And all of you who didn't get the joke.. Well, you're retarded,  

Actually, a4 seems to be a pretty decent opening. Have a look at this:

See what I mean?

Am I the only one here?

If you are going to make up a tall story, at least make it believable.

It doesn't matter whether it's believeable or not if it's funny

I must add this to my repertoire.

This is nonsense. Everybody knows that 1.f4! is the best move

See how I won when my opponent played 1.a4??

lol ^

yes very true the power of h3 is very useful against kasporov -.-'

lol why haven't I seen this thread before? so funny lol

a4 a4 woot

So happy I searched a4 openings on a slow Tuesday night

a4 isn't the best move possible... axa8=R, the Copycat opening, is.

Hmm intersting. Im going to try that next game. Thank you.

Good deviation. But this foils it a bit: