a chess opening I developed (no one uses it)

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I call it the Kings Assault.

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This is hilarious... :D

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Interesting. It's like a reversed Bongcloud.

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Very gutsy

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roguepawns wrote:

well, "the King's Assualt" is one name for it i suppose (better perhaps might be "the patzer's charge," "beginner's shame," etc. etc.)

but if this is serious then among other things your opponent missed 9. Qe5# :P


beginners shame sounds right and yeah he did. but it was a lot of fun i'm glad he missed it even if he had won later on. 

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lmao one of the more blunderous games Ive seen. awesome

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yeah he pretty much had me no matter what I did after I took the knight. (btw I don't actually use that "kings assault" that was first attempt I'm kidding, this was more like i'm tired and idc about my rating.")

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drekane wrote:

yeah he pretty much had me no matter what I did after I took the knight. (btw I don't actually use that "kings assault" that was first attempt I'm kidding, this was more like i'm tired and idc about my rating.")


lol, a few years back in a corr. game I had my G-file open so in the middle game I charged my king all the way to my opponents 7th rank and won

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I would call this the King's suicide! :-)

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It's the bongcloud, but only halfway.
The full bongcloud is about gaining control of the center by solely your king.

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Agreed, 'tis the bongcloud attack with colours reversed where white trades a tempo for rapid development. I'm sorry to dissapoint your fun but the opening was developed by somebody else and quite a lot of people use it. Here's a closer look at bongcloud variations:

http://www.mistertoad.org/Winning_with_the_Bongcloud/Winning_with_the_Bongcloud.pdf

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wow, whoever wrote that has a lot of time on his hands.  

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And my wife wonders how I can laugh at a chess game! RFOL!!!

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Who knew chess could be so funny !!!