A new variant of the King's Gambit (for black)

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jhuschstp
kenmack wrote:

Yeah, you like cheeseburgers jaguarphd?  How about cars, planes, computers, the internet, nuclear power, space travel, capitalism, freedom and hot, lusty women?  Because Americans invented those too.


Haha hot lusty women. We made'em up.

Jaguarphd
kenmack wrote:

This joke does not make me lol.  It was cheesy and played on my adventurous spirit to discover a new line in chess.  Blast my spirit!  If only I had known it was a joke before clicking... I would not have clicked.  Also, Jaguarphd is a fool to pile on a fellow American.  I swear this self-hating and anti-Americanism from Americans is getting old.


Is it my problem some half wits can't take an obvious joke? lol

santiR

that was great.

debforit

Is this a joke? If its one then its of bad taste. And if its not, then I seriously doubtful about his (the person who has started this thread) mental condition.

drmr4vrmr

when the white queen mates with the black king. the ultimate reward is achieved.. mating.  so the game is over, and a new chess set is born. has anyone noticed.. only opposite colors may mate!

kenmack
Jaguarphd wrote:
kenmack wrote:

This joke does not make me lol.  It was cheesy and played on my adventurous spirit to discover a new line in chess.  Blast my spirit!  If only I had known it was a joke before clicking... I would not have clicked.  Also, Jaguarphd is a fool to pile on a fellow American.  I swear this self-hating and anti-Americanism from Americans is getting old.


Is it my problem some half wits can't take an obvious joke? lol


It is a problem that your snide remark about cheeseburgers is obviously anti-American.  If you don't like America, sir, then please remove ol' glory from your profile because obviously you have no idea what it stands for.

edgy_rhinx

Queen's gambit! White have early development and better center.

Mrki
kenmack wrote:

Yeah, you like cheeseburgers jaguarphd?  How about cars,  nuclear power, space travel, capitalism, freedom and hot, lusty women?  Because Americans invented those too.


Now this is a real joke!!! Well kenmack you do have a sense of humor.

PawnMove

WTH is a "Chepp" player??¿

 

                       LOL

k05

LOL!!

Classic!! I love jokes about Chepp...

LOL!!

goeks

too hard to apply this gambit with machine, it always restricts my move, when my turn. :-))

really novelty move and brilliant.

:-))

joaoporto

Great openings !!!Surprised

Jaguarphd
kenmack wrote:
Jaguarphd wrote:
kenmack wrote:

This joke does not make me lol.  It was cheesy and played on my adventurous spirit to discover a new line in chess.  Blast my spirit!  If only I had known it was a joke before clicking... I would not have clicked.  Also, Jaguarphd is a fool to pile on a fellow American.  I swear this self-hating and anti-Americanism from Americans is getting old.


Is it my problem some half wits can't take an obvious joke? lol


It is a problem that your snide remark about cheeseburgers is obviously anti-American.  If you don't like America, sir, then please remove ol' glory from your profile because obviously you have no idea what it stands for.


I was refrencing to people from foreign countries making fun of us saying "You just eat your fat american cheeseburger, you fat american basta'!"

I know what America stands for...cheeseburgers! :)

mathblitz
Mrki wrote:
kenmack wrote:

Yeah, you like cheeseburgers jaguarphd?  How about cars,  nuclear power, space travel, capitalism, freedom and hot, lusty women?  Because Americans invented those too.


Now this is a real joke!!! Well kenmack you do have a sense of humor.


FYI: Internet was invented by the swiss. nuclear power was invented in america but by mostly european scientists. Space travel belongs to russia. as for the women ever heard of a kings harem? cars and capitalism maybe came from america. sry to burst your bubble

KillaBeez

That's okay rich.  Not everybody has a sense of humor

bigpoison

Boy, Obama has everybody convinced that the car was "invented" in America!  No!  Ever hear of a guy named Daihmler--I may well have misspelled his name.  Ford invented the assembly line--a couple of Germans invented the automobile.  I do think, though, that the cheeseburger was invented in America.

Kenmack, from previous posts of yours, I do know that you are a proud American, but I have to tell you, the only thing in your list that is true is the aeroplane.  Freedom?  Capitalism?  Both existed long before the U.S.

Gundisalvus

For a second I was thought you were arguing it's brilliance for White, and thought that nobody would ever make such a stupid blunder... and then I saw you were arguing it's brilliance for Black... I must admit you did get a chuckle out of me.