Chess Openings!

Red Text: Bad) Yellow Text: For being more experienced). Green Text: Good

Uncolored: I dont know or i was just lazy ( If something is wrong then it probably happened intentionally. )

Anderssen Opening: 1. a3

Ware Opening: 1. a4

Nimzowitsch-Larsen Attack: 1. b3

Polish Opening: 1. b4

Saragossa Opening: 1. c3

English Opening: 1. c4

Mieses Opening: 1. d3

Queen's Pawn Opening: 1. d4

Vant Kruji's Opening: 1. e3

King's Pawn Opening: 1. e4

Barnes Opening: 1. f3

Birds Opening: 1. f4

Hungarian Opening: 1. g3

Grob Opening: 1. g4

Clemenz Opening: 1. h3

Beaver Claw/Kadas Opening: 1. h4

Total Joke Openings

Openings Listed Under here are real, Just the names are off the wall.

Coca-Cola Gambit: 1.g4 g5 2. f4

Pepsi Countergambit: 1. g4 g5 2. f4 f5

Intercontinental Ballistic Missile: 1. Nf3 d5 2. e5 dxe5 3. Ng5 Nf6 4. d3 exd3 5. Bxd3 h6 6. Nxf7 Kxf7 7. Bg6+ Kxg6 8. Qxd8

Drunken Knight: 1. Nh3 ( Amar Opening Or Paris Opening )

Fried Liver Attack: 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. Ng5 d5 5. exd5 Nxd5 6. Nxf7

Chess Gambits ( Usually For Sacrificing Pieces )

Queens Gambit: 1. d4 d5 2. c4

Kings Gambit: 1. e4 e5 2. f4

Halloween Gambit: 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. Nxe5

Tennison Gambit: 1. Nf3 d5 2. e4

Latvian Gambit: 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 f5

Other chess openings 

French Defense 1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5

Slav Defense: 1. d4 d5 2. c4 c6

Kings Indian Defense: 1. d4 g6 2. c4 Nf6

Catalan Opening 1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. g3

London System: 1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. Nc6

 Van Geet Opening: 1. Nc3

Sodium Attack: 1. Na3

Reti Opening: 1. Nf3

Borg Gambit: 1. d4 g5

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idk but i guess nh3 is also called the ammonia opening?