Invent your own opening!!

actually i really like that one !

that one's really not that dumb actually

I really studied it and after 1. c4 e5 2. Qc2 its actually equal

The Vegemite Gambit

I am going to call this the Grilled Cheese Countergambit. It's a countergambit based on the Duras Gambit, and this may just be the best countergambit response possible. This opening will:

1. Throw off your opponent.
2. Only has one good response.
3. That response will lead to your opponent having two pawns on the same file.
4. That response can easily be countered with 3. h3 or 3. f3, which has a 100% of removing Black's pawn on g4.
5. After black's pawn is captured, you will have control of the center and they won't.
   
   I don't see any downsides here. The same things can be said about what I call the Modern Grilled Cheese Gambit, which is a response to 1... g6.
   
   
   Good luck to everyone who uses this opening! I think it will serve you well.
   
   

[Site "Chess.com"] [Result "*"] 1. e3 d5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. Bc4 Ng4 4. e4 Nxf2 5. exd5 Qxd5 6. Bxd5 Ng4 7. Qxg4 Be6 8. Qxe6 (8. Bxe6 fxe6 9. Qxe6 Nd7 10. Qxd7+ Kf7 11. Qe8+ Ke6 12. Qc8+ Kf7 13. Qxa8 Kg8 14. Qxf8+) 8... c6 9. Qc8# *

Hello there. This is Agena Opening. It allows overwhelming advantage. This will throw off your opponent, Or, if you are lucky enough. Checkmate in 9 moves.

Swindon Defense

The Swindon System. Normal Variation

POOR MANS ATTACK AND ITS 3 VARIATIONS

this is a wayward, italian. You play the italian then the wayward. If you fail the wayward you still have a bunch of pieces devleoped and in the center

Sofa Attack:

(Black's 3rd move can be anything that does not affect White's pawn structure after move 6.)

The Frog attack!

White is winning 🏆

The Quagmire Gambit, it's a variation of the "Queens Gambit Accepted, Central Variation, Alekhine System' that gambits the e4 pawn with knight f3.