The thing is, what you’re describing is a practical advantage, not a theoretical advantage. If the Sicilian theoretically equalizes — and it does - then it’s theoretically equal.
And it turns out, even practically speaking, c5 is at least as good as e5. We know this from stats.
Both e5 and c5 are sound AND reasonably practical. All that hot air is just trying to get around those two facts, which are pretty much indisputable. Maybe one appeals to you more than the other. Fine, but don’t try to turn that into some universal statement.
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"what does that mean -- to say e5 is better from a theoretical perspective?"
++ There are less pitfalls for black after 1 e4 e5 than after 1 e4 c5.
This is logical: 1...e5 occupies a central square e5, controls a central square d4, opens a diagonal to develop Bf8. On the contrary 1...c5 only controls central square d4 and opens a diagonal to develop Qd8. On the other hand with 1...c5 black gives white a lead in development in exchange for a better pawn structure. That is more difficult for both.
"With best play, it's ultimately a draw either way"
++ Yes, but after 1 e4 c5 black has less margin than after 1 e4 e5.
Essentially 1 e4 c5 increases the probability of white making an error,
but at the cost of increasing even more the probability of black making an error.
In other words: it is easier for white to draw after 1 e4 e5 than after 1 e4 c5.
It is more difficult for black to draw after 1 e4 c5 than after 1 e4 e5.
That is why we see more 1 e4 e5 in top level matches: you win a match if you win one game and draw all other games.
That is also why we see more 1 e4 c5 in tournaments: if you win one game and draw all other games, then you do not win the tournament but you end up in the middle of the table.
To win a tournament a top grandmaster must win with black against lesser opponents.
"assuming absolutely best play -- then 1. ... e5 can't be better (or worse)."
++ That is right. Also 1...e6, 1...c6 and presumably a few other moves are enough to draw,
but require much more precise play to do so:
less legal moves to hold the draw, more legal moves that lose.