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Da Banana Horsi Opening

 

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what an opening

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The I don’t want that opening 😂🤣😂
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A proper oppening that has theory and is very complex. ENGLISH OPPENING!!!!!!!!!

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The literally no pieces opening

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Fred Defense

 

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There's already a forum called make up a dumb opening and name it, you could post this on there if you want.

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The Persons Rated 0 Opening

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THE both players r 9000 rated opening

 

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And of course the most popular joke opening of all time…

Knock Knock… (I couldn’t resist)

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YourShahIsNowMat wrote:

The Mighty Donut

 

The Center Game: Beyer Gambit Wayward Attack

 

The Center Game: Beyer Gambit Wayward Attack Evans Gambit Gambit

 

The Turha (Finnish for "Useless") Opening

 

The "K for Kasparov" Opening

 

The "F for Fischer" Opening

 

The "Take A Knee" Opening (For Black)

 

The "Go Horsey" Opening

 

The "Wait A Minute" Opening

 

The "I Don't Want That" Opening

 

The Ruy Lopez: Realizing That It's Never Too Late To Change It To The King's Gambit So White Can Have A Faster Process In A Good Opening Edition

 

 

Brilliant and hilarious! Made my day happy.png

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Soar1ngEagle wrote:
YourShahIsNowMat wrote:

The Mighty Donut

 

The Center Game: Beyer Gambit Wayward Attack

 

The Center Game: Beyer Gambit Wayward Attack Evans Gambit Gambit

 

The Turha (Finnish for "Useless") Opening

 

The "K for Kasparov" Opening

 

The "F for Fischer" Opening

 

The "Take A Knee" Opening (For Black)

 

The "Go Horsey" Opening

 

The "Wait A Minute" Opening

 

The "I Don't Want That" Opening

 

The Ruy Lopez: Realizing That It's Never Too Late To Change It To The King's Gambit So White Can Have A Faster Process In A Good Opening Edition

 

 

Brilliant and hilarious! Made my day

What made my day is that such a useless and silly forum made your day

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The King Sashay played by Bobby Fischer against Nigel Short. 

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everybody, I have  joke openings section in my discord server. JOIN LINK: https://discord.gg/j7dN36sZ

 

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the traxler no i want kings gambit 

 

 

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checker opening
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

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Checker?