Opening Fails (15 moves or less)

I just wanted to see any cool opening fails. here is one of my own: 

Mating a 1963-rated player in 15 moves:

just got a new one!

Found this in a book:

My bad response to the Queen's Gambit:

These probably weren't the exact moves, but this was essentially the idea.

1.e4 e5 2.Qh5 ? don't need a board for this ! 

Now that I think about it, I could have played a6 and then b5, but at the time I didn't think of that for some reason.

Here's an interesting 960 game of mine.

I play the kings gambit and it actually is an opening:

Cool game I played

Owlmoon.

i actually played the one you showed once.

As it says in The Dark Knight System, 1...Nc6 is a fine choice against (almost) everything.

I think my opponent was actually prepared--4.h4 was a tricky move, and I didn't see my knight getting trapped. 

This is a game i just played today. I don't know what I was thinking at the time.

Just got a new one!

These are two consecutive games that I played on another site just now:

I'm definitely gonna get a good night's sleep before I play any more chess.