Opening Hot Takes

The Hillbilly Attack

The Vienna Game

Barnes Defense: Hammerschlag

The best opening in the world. Scotch Gambit

London Sysytem

Sodium Attack

horse abuse

The turtle that bites back

A worse alternative to suicide

slow due to excess pizza

Like Don Corleone 

Guerilla Warfare on the dark squares (I think it's the dark squares...?)

aggressively solid

LOLOLOLOL you are hilarious... What abt the Tarrasch frencch

Greatest of all time

"The Hillbilly Attack"

If a bunch of tennessee backcountry people decided to shoot up the federal government you'd get the same result as white

"The Vienna Game"

If you lose to it you might decide to become a short-moustached anti-semetic that initiates world wars instead of making art

Barnes Defense : Hammerschlag

As good as the number of people that can recall the move order of whatever this is

Tennison Gambit

Not a gambit, but a gift.

Scotch Gambit

Take a shot every time you lose your opening advantage with this. I'd be drunk by now.

London System

Just like london in the medieval times

Sodium Attack

Just like Na, it can backfire

evan's gambit

"Evans Gambit"

Pirates of the Caribbean, except you're the pirate

Queen's Gambit

Solidly Aggressive

"Slav"

About as boring as it sounds. Hmm, maybe more.

Tarrasch french

I already did one on the KID