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Tarrasch French

someone's gonna need a doctor by the time the game finishes

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lol why?

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because sharp, someone will get cut

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ok

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"Ware Opening"

About as crazy has King of the Hill in any first person shooter game

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Elephant Gambit

Called the Elephant gambit because of the huge positional advantage white gets after returning the pawn

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English Opening

 

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happypi314 wrote:

Krazy-Kat variation

Called this because that's what you need to be to know what you're talking about. cuckoo

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"English Opening"

Just like well-to-do aristocratic Englishmen, this opening is simply for the conservatives

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Damiano Defense

More like Domino defense because once you start going down hill so does everything else

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Scotch always wins

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Borg Defense

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That's not even a defense????

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PILOTOXOMXD wrote:

That's not even a defense????

1. g5

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HOW IS THAT A DEFENSE?????

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happypi314 wrote:
arooster2020 wrote:
PILOTOXOMXD wrote:

That's not even a defense????

1. g5

wow so op lol

I have a forum post about that... it's grob but spelled backwards

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Borg Defense

Just like its namesake you need to be a cyborg to have any sort of result with this

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Don't do this to me. Just play the Latvian Gambit... please. I can't watch this....cry.pngcry.pngcry.pngcry.pngcry.png

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"Latvian Gambit"

If you took mikhail Tal and amplified that by 500% you'd get this almost losing defense

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JST PLAY LTVIAN GMBT AND STP WITH THE BRG!!!!!!!!!! PLLLZZZZZ