lol why?
Opening Hot Takes

Elephant Gambit
Called the Elephant gambit because of the huge positional advantage white gets after returning the pawn

Krazy-Kat variation
Called this because that's what you need to be to know what you're talking about. cuckoo

"English Opening"
Just like well-to-do aristocratic Englishmen, this opening is simply for the conservatives

Damiano Defense
More like Domino defense because once you start going down hill so does everything else

That's not even a defense????
1. g5
wow so op lol
I have a forum post about that... it's grob but spelled backwards
Tarrasch French
someone's gonna need a doctor by the time the game finishes