Opening Hot Takes

Sort:
sndeww

Tarrasch French

someone's gonna need a doctor by the time the game finishes

chamo2074

lol why?

sndeww

because sharp, someone will get cut

chamo2074

ok

sndeww

"Ware Opening"

About as crazy has King of the Hill in any first person shooter game

sndeww

Elephant Gambit

Called the Elephant gambit because of the huge positional advantage white gets after returning the pawn

isjatt
English Opening

 

sndeww
happypi314 wrote:

Krazy-Kat variation

Called this because that's what you need to be to know what you're talking about. cuckoo

sndeww

"English Opening"

Just like well-to-do aristocratic Englishmen, this opening is simply for the conservatives

sndeww

Damiano Defense

More like Domino defense because once you start going down hill so does everything else

PILOTOXOMXD

Scotch always wins

arooster2020

Borg Defense

PILOTOXOMXD

That's not even a defense????

arooster2020
PILOTOXOMXD wrote:

That's not even a defense????

1. g5

PILOTOXOMXD

HOW IS THAT A DEFENSE?????

sndeww
happypi314 wrote:
arooster2020 wrote:
PILOTOXOMXD wrote:

That's not even a defense????

1. g5

wow so op lol

I have a forum post about that... it's grob but spelled backwards

sndeww

Borg Defense

Just like its namesake you need to be a cyborg to have any sort of result with this

PILOTOXOMXD

Don't do this to me. Just play the Latvian Gambit... please. I can't watch this....cry.pngcry.pngcry.pngcry.pngcry.png

sndeww

"Latvian Gambit"

If you took mikhail Tal and amplified that by 500% you'd get this almost losing defense

PILOTOXOMXD

JST PLAY LTVIAN GMBT AND STP WITH THE BRG!!!!!!!!!! PLLLZZZZZ