Parham Conspriacy Theory

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The_Gavinator

There is a conspriacy surrounding the Parham Attack, details here:

 

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/the-parham-conspiracy-theory

 

EDIT: There is now MORE than enough evidence to prove chess.com discriminates against Parham Players. The banning of Emma, and with no action taken against Parham Haters PROVES we are oppressed. Here's a quote from a mod in the link above:

 

"Don't like where this is going; thread locked."- Mod

 

Why would he say that, unless he knew we were right? If we were full of crap, it would be ignored. But the Mod knew we had hit on something, and tried to stop it.

 

Now we must ask, why would chess.com discriminate against Parham Players? The only logical reason is that the Parham is the BEST opening in chess and unbeatable, and in a feutile attempt to stop the word from spreading, chess.com will try to muzzle the Parham Players. The facts add up, the Parham Attack is UNBEATABLE!!!

LavaRook

what is with all this parham crap all of a sudden

the bongcloud is better

The_Gavinator

Fans of the Bongcloud haven't gotten banned, us Parham fans have. Please look at the link in the OP.

-shequan

LOL. wow. ok. well, all I have to say is this, since you aren't as strong as a grandmaster in chess, you have to be wary of psycho people launching an inane massive slander and defamation campaign against you (utilizing all forms of media known to man and involving millions of people) and/or worse. happy smiles melons everyone!

pfren

Cut the crap.

-shequan

also. I would just like say, you know I wouldn't mind being a sailor. in a large boat in the middle of the ocean far far far away from all psychopaths who do horrible things to innocent people for absolutely no reason.

Ben_Dubuque

He has made false acusations against me. claiming I hate Muslims. I don't I happen to have friends who are Muslims. I said terrorists. there are terrorists of all faiths and all colors. I just said I hate Gadaffi and wouldn't trust anyone who looked like him because he was evil.

Ben_Dubuque

and I won't continue on that point because it would be religious debate.

BrettGoodrich

I challenge you to name a single Chinese Wiccan terrorist.

Sam998

Maybe there's just a correlation between people who like the Parham and people who do Ban-Worthy things...

nameno1had

Does anyone know how to spell F-a-d?...Did I spell that right?

If people buy it, what do you think they will try to sell next? Just consider this one of those late night infomercials, Chess.com style...I just flip past to the next channel...

BrettGoodrich

Hard to imagine white has much after 2...d6.

Scottrf

I'm not sure who put it best, pfren or hushpuckena.

Would be no surprised if you got banned, you've just reopened a locked topic.

BrettGoodrich

That guy's right in the butt.  Could be Greek.

nameno1had

I found an attack that is much better and more appealing to chess players here at Chess.com, particularly here in this thread right now...Spam...how fitting....I still haven't seen the Parham out do good old fashioned Spam...I don't think it will anytime soon...

Can I get any votes on this one....?

Arctor
pfren wrote:

Cut the crap.

^ this

The_Gavinator
jetfighter13 wrote:

He has made false acusations against me. claiming I hate Muslims. I don't I happen to have friends who are Muslims. I said terrorists. there are terrorists of all faiths and all colors. I just said I hate Gadaffi and wouldn't trust anyone who looked like him because he was evil.

You said my profile picture looks Muslim. Therefore you said you don't trust me, and the person in the profile picture should be shot. Don't deny what you've said.

The_Gavinator

And see the mod locked the topic in the link!! That means I've uncovered it!!!!!

nameno1had

I thought muslims didn't do ham....

The_Gavinator

Look at the OP!!

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