Queen Checkmate Opening

No moron would fall for this crap . Your moves are wrong. After 1. e4 g6 , white can't check black with his queen. ( You were probably trying to say 1.e4 f6. then a random move, say, 2.d4.Black can't play 2...h7 ( pawn starts on that square ) you are probably saying 2...h6, Then 3.Qh5 is checkmate ( no, black has ...g6 then 4.Qxg6 is checkmate )