The bongcloud specialist

This is won for black, how did you win?

Time ha ha .

Swordofdama, you lost with the bongcloud.
The goal is to get the king to the other side of the board.

Try to get your king to the 5th rank next time.

Lol, he just had to take the queen :')

simple chess

Again, you only win if your king get's to the other side.

wouter do you practise this opening

It is not about winning or loseing, its about getting your king to the otheir side man.

There is a schism led by the heathen Conquistador that values winning, but do not listen to him, he thinks pancakes are better than waffles.

ok there has been lot of confusion going on regarding bongcloud let me clear the air.

1. My notion of what makes up the bongcloud is simple 1.e4 2.e5 3.Ke2 this is what constitues bongcloud.

2.After this depending upon the opponent response i usually convert it into a kings indian bongcloud .

3.In some games i take my king to the fourth rank but after the attack i come back to the 1 st rank .

4.If the opponent plays centre counter i go in for exchange pieces tactics.

So here i am i have never taken my king more than 4th rank if there are any purist bongcloud player can comment on my approach if this doesn't constitute bongcloud ok i won't be using this term.

3.

Technically, dueds, any opening that involves rapid development of the king can be considered part of the bongcloud system. While recent theory has proven that the bongcloud is an effective, if sharp, opening system, the ultimate goal is to get your king to the other side man.

The most orthodox way is, like, you know, e4 e5 Ke2, and rapidly advance the king, only moving the other pieces to support the king's advance, right?

Then, dueds like myself, play the middle way, man- with the pieces all in harmony to, you knoew, help the king achieve his goal, man. The bad thing about this though, is, like, you've got this problem that sometimes you win or lose before you bongcloud. Winning is ok, but its about getting your king to the other side man.  Oh, and dueds, don't move your king back to e1. Its uncool.

Then thher are pancake eaters who play to win- they do not understand the true way of the bongcloud, that you must transcend the whole ,like, thing with the stuff man, because, like, rememberr dueds, its not about winning or loseing, its about getting your king to the other side man.

ivandh now i understand ,:)thanks for taking time to explain,does any GM practise bongcloud opening

one of the most interesting thing in bongcloud is black has to constantly reshape its tactics to target a moving target .It is difficult to target a moving target.