The greatest inovation in chess since chess its self!!!

It's called, Z99: The Beaf Attack, Gag Variation!  I made it Z99 because any known ECO doesn't come close to covering it!  It goes:

1.b4! g5! 2.e3! a5! 3.a4! g4!! 4.f4!! As you can see, it literally just gets better and better!!!

I hope every soul on this planet that knows the rules of chess knows behond a shadow of a dought, that was a joke.  Also, I got the name based on making it spell its self.

Worth it.  Totally.

What do you meen?

Dead forum, so: 

http://www.chess.com/groups/home/if-its-grunfeld-gruenfeld-study-group

http://www.chess.com/tournament/grunfeld-1

http://www.chess.com/tournament/grunfeld-2

http://www.chess.com/tournament/grunfeld-3

http://www.chess.com/tournament/grunfeld-5 

http://www.chess.com/tournament/grunfeld-52

The above are the Grunfeld variations, the fourth is fourth, the fifth is five.  I've edited any incorrect tournament names but the link doesn't change.

http://www.chess.com/tournament/tea-time-symmetrical-english-theme

Queen Pawn Game: Symmetrical Variation; Another tournament is English.

http://www.chess.com/tournament/sound-the-attack-use-the-veresov-veresov-attack-themed 

New name: Sound the attack, Veresov formation, CHARGE!!! Veresov Attack themed.

http://www.chess.com/tournament/world-war-iii-the-battle-of-the-slavs-open-slav-defense-themed

http://www.chess.com/tournament/tea-time-english-opening-practice

http://www.chess.com/tournament/zukertort-opening-1nf3-practice-tournament

http://www.chess.com/tournament/world-war-iv-battle-of-the-ruys

Hello all, please join these tournaments, thank you.  The underlined notes must be because of copy-and-pasting in all links.

I am glad 1.b4 is called the Orang Utan Opening, that speaks for itself !

I'll add that to my opening repertoire. 

The only problem is how do you make your opponent play it that way?

I play the grob online.

Well, this is a completely worthless forum, so I'm going to use it for advertising my new tournaments:

http://www.chess.com/tournament/dragon-showdown-o1700

http://www.chess.com/tournament/berlin-defense-shall-the-wall-be-destroyed-o1700

These are the kickoffs for my new tournament series.