You may want to rethink your title "Beating the Weenie." It may end up mis-stocked in the adult section. 
What do you think of my opening idea?
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I call this one Flicking the Beanie:
I think the double weanie would be more appropriate.
Conquistador wrote:
I think the double weanie would be more appropriate.
I sense that went straight over your head.
gbidari wrote:
I call it, "The Weenie" and I have been quite successful with it. In fact, I am writing a book on this fascinating opening. I also know how to play it from the black side which you can learn about in my second book, "Beating The Weenie."
"White to move?" So, part of the Weenie opening is that white gets at least three consecutive moves? I'm surprised no one has thought of that before.
I was going to find a word that rhymes with weenie, meaning small but decided against it.
Anyway, thanks for the chuckle.
Not necessarily...
The teenie weenie looks like this:
Bareback Attack:
Sausage Festival, Gunfight at the Not-OK Corral variation.
I think I misnamed my variation, let's try "Sausage Festival, Oktoberfest Standoff".
Impotent Variation:
How about sargent Johnson Variation?
1.h4 e5 2.h5 d5 3.Rh4
So, who's going to set up a theme tournament with one of these?
The premature variation?
Aug 11, 2010
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PrawnEatsPrawn wrote:
Impotent Variation:
The Weenie, Impotent Variation!
LMFAO
I call it, "The Weenie" and I have been quite successful with it. In fact, I am writing a book on this fascinating opening. I also know how to handle it from the black side which you can learn about in my second book, "Beating The Weenie."