You can find gems by just looking around the forums. One guy is promoting the "Thar gambit", which isn't a gambit and doesn't make any sense. Another guy is promoting the "Crab opening", which is probably worse than the Bongcloud (although that guy might be trolling).
I mean, you know, most people might say Wrongcloud, but first it's not a real opening, plus it's just another way for the BongCloud
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