People who play it are fools
What is the stupidest opening ever?

the stupidest opening I think in advantage is the Barnes in dumb looking is the potato and in making theorist cry is the damiano defense
in advantage cuz its fools mate
I didn't mean to play qe5 in the meant to take the pawn but whatever this is the opening that makes theorists cry
and this just looks extremely stupid its called the potato variation


Inspired by what is almost certainly the previous theoretically-known Worst Third Move for White in the King's Gambit; which is the Orchard Gambit
I herewith introduce the Gibbon Up A Tree Gambit combining all that's worst in the Orchard with all that's worst in the Orang-Utan...
Seriously this is a "don't try this at home, kids" moment: It. Is. Dross.
The most stupid opening is fools mate