What is the stupidest opening ever?

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Qinshu111_the_chess_panda

The most stupid opening is fools mate

Qinshu111_the_chess_panda

People who play it are fools

Rice_gobbler123

f3

Rice_gobbler123

Honestly.

Qinshu111_the_chess_panda

Ye

LengendaryChessFighter
i_PeonE4

a

dempsterca

The Barnes opening because of the fool's mate.

gopher72

The most stupid IMHO is the one that makes you feel most stupid.

EndingEternity1233

no thats the grob

shawnyuanevarolalitaost

This one is badest opening ever but its okay.

aninda7479

fools mate

KentexplorerchessW

the stupidest opening I think in advantage is the Barnes in dumb looking is the potato and in making theorist cry is the damiano defense

in advantage cuz its fools mate

I didn't mean to play qe5 in the meant to take the pawn but whatever this is the opening that makes theorists cry

and this just looks extremely stupid its called the potato variation

TrevorAntonius1
This is the bad opening
TrevorAntonius1
It’s actually the bomb cloud
KentexplorerchessW
TrevorAntonius1 wrote:
It’s actually the bomb cloud

bong cloud

Wilsons_World

Bong cloud by far.

The_Aspiring_GM
1. h4 is pretty chalk full of stupidity. Doesn’t challenge the center or open anything up for development.
RalphHayward

Inspired by what is almost certainly the previous theoretically-known Worst Third Move for White in the King's Gambit; which is the Orchard Gambit

I herewith introduce the Gibbon Up A Tree Gambit combining all that's worst in the Orchard with all that's worst in the Orang-Utan...

Seriously this is a "don't try this at home, kids" moment: It. Is. Dross.

Nat_Sem

Friend lemon game