What is the stupidest opening ever?

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The most stupid opening is fools mate

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People who play it are fools

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f3

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Honestly.

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Ye

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a

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The Barnes opening because of the fool's mate.

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The most stupid IMHO is the one that makes you feel most stupid.

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no thats the grob

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This one is badest opening ever but its okay.

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fools mate

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the stupidest opening I think in advantage is the Barnes in dumb looking is the potato and in making theorist cry is the damiano defense

in advantage cuz its fools mate

I didn't mean to play qe5 in the meant to take the pawn but whatever this is the opening that makes theorists cry

and this just looks extremely stupid its called the potato variation

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This is the bad opening
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It’s actually the bomb cloud
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TrevorAntonius1 wrote:
It’s actually the bomb cloud

bong cloud

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Bong cloud by far.

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1. h4 is pretty chalk full of stupidity. Doesn’t challenge the center or open anything up for development.
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Inspired by what is almost certainly the previous theoretically-known Worst Third Move for White in the King's Gambit; which is the Orchard Gambit

I herewith introduce the Gibbon Up A Tree Gambit combining all that's worst in the Orchard with all that's worst in the Orang-Utan...

Seriously this is a "don't try this at home, kids" moment: It. Is. Dross.

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Friend lemon game