"Don't play Open Sicilian because then opponent will play the Nimzowitsch Sicilian against you and you're going to be totally clueless! Maybe try the Rossolimo/Moscow?"
- Open Sicilian: 1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4
- Moscow: 1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. Bb5+
- Nimzowitsch: 1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nf6
Ummm...whut?
the thing is I legitimately can't remember another open line in the sicilian that's not a gambit
It's your personal problem that you don't appreciate it and can't be bothered to learn it. That's why you try to discourage others.