is chess better than a girlfriend?

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mrmunchyguy wrote:

honestly

chess is better

sorry not sorry

so true

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chess>girl

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schizophrenic_thoughts wrote:

is chess better than a girlfriend?

..... i told her that there was a chess tournament that day..... she called me a fat nerd and a loser then she blocked me on everything chat am i cooked?

You should have stood up for chess and told her that you being a fat nerd and loser had nothing to do with chess.

Think of all the children playing chess! They need your support.

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magipi wrote:

This is certainly like a made-up story.

TICCPROW

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MrChatty wrote:

Perhaps one day Tarantino makes a movie based on this story

Chess pieces do not have toes.

Bishops and fianchettoes should turn Quentin on

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schizophrenic_thoughts wrote:

i promise you brother this is all real

We believe you bro. We all do. Here at chess.com we don't judge, we don't think.

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MrChatty is funny. happy.png

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schizophrenic_thoughts wrote:
magipi wrote:
schizophrenic_thoughts wrote:

okay so summed up there was this girl (looked amazing btw and super sweet) that got my number from one of my coworkers and she called me saying i looked cute and we should hangout watch a movie at her place or something one night i said sweet just name a time she said Saturday evening would be perfect..... i told her that there was a chess tournament that day..... she called me a fat nerd and a loser then she blocked me on everything chat am i cooked?

This is certainly like a made-up story.

i promise you brother this is all real

Like hell this is real lol. Girls don't do that, apart from extreme cases with mental issues. You made up this story.

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schizophrenic_thoughts wrote:

okay so summed up there was this girl (looked amazing btw and super sweet) that got my number from one of my coworkers and she called me saying i looked cute and we should hangout watch a movie at her place or something one night i said sweet just name a time she said Saturday evening would be perfect..... i told her that there was a chess tournament that day..... she called me a fat nerd and a loser then she blocked me on everything chat am i cooked?

when you mentioned the chess tournament you gained +999 aura and she realized you were simply too good for her