The Bong Cloud does prove one thing. We human beings (not just we patzers but world champion contenders like Nigel Short) play pretty crappy chess - at least at fast time controls.
I know Bonger purists will deride me for not giving an 1. e4 e5 example, but...
http://www.chessbase.com/games/iccf1.htm ...
and check out game 3
this opening is fun and safe till now want to master this :)