worst chess openings??

Stonewall

Englund Gambit

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Fools mate (worse than botez gambit)

Based on computer analysis the Grob opening is the worst opening for white. 1.g4?

I agree. The worst possible move to play is pawn to f3. GothamChess even said that move is the worst possible move. I'm speaking of the worst possible for white's first move.

Why do you need GothamChess to tell you whether the worst first move is f3?

Gothamchess is only a weak IM player. The 4000 Elo rated computer shows 1.f3 is bad, but playable. 

And shows 1.g4 being much worse. 

Here are all 20 possible opening moves ranked from best to worst by the chess computer Stockfish. 

New game Line 0.0
rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1

Analysis by Stockfish dev-20230319-02e46970:

1. = (0.30): 1.d4 d5 2.c4 c6 3.Nf3 Nf6 4.Nc3 e6 5.e3 Nbd7 6.Qc2 Bd6 7.Bd3 dxc4 8.Bxc4 e5 9.0-0 0-0 10.Rd1 Qe7 11.e4 exd4 12.Nxd4 Nb6 13.Bd3 Bg4 14.Be2 Bxe2 15.Qxe2 Be5 16.Be3 
2. = (0.27): 1.Nf3 d5 2.d4 Nf6 3.c4 c6 4.Nc3 e6 5.e3 Nbd7 6.Qc2 Bd6 7.Bd3 dxc4 8.Bxc4 e5 9.0-0 0-0 10.Rd1 Qe7 11.e4 exd4 12.Nxd4 Nb6 13.Be2 Re8 14.Be3 Ng4 15.Bxg4 Bxg4 16.f3 Be6 17.Bf2 Rad8 18.a4 
3. = (0.21): 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bc4 Bc5 4.c3 Nf6 5.d3 0-0 6.0-0 d6 7.Re1 a6 8.a4 Ng4 9.Rf1 Ba7 10.h3 Nf6 11.Re1 Be6 12.Nbd2 h6 13.Bxe6 fxe6 14.b4 Nh5 15.Nf1 Qf6 16.Ra2 Nf4 17.Kh2 Ng6 18.Ng3 Nh4 19.Nxh4 Qxh4 
4. = (0.15): 1.c4 e5 2.g3 c6 3.Nf3 e4 4.Nd4 d5 5.cxd5 Qxd5 6.Nc2 Nf6 7.Nc3 Qe5 8.Bg2 Na6 9.Rb1 Nb4 10.0-0 Nxc2 11.Qxc2 Bf5 12.b4 Be7 13.b5 0-0 14.bxc6 bxc6 15.Nd1 e3 16.d3 exf2+ 17.Nxf2 Be6 18.Bf4 Qa5 19.Qxc6 Rac8 20.Qb5 Qxa2 
5. = (0.14): 1.g3 e5 2.c4 c6 3.Nf3 e4 4.Nd4 d5 5.cxd5 Qxd5 6.e3 Bc5 7.Nc3 Qe5 8.Bg2 Nf6 9.0-0 0-0 10.d3 exd3 11.Qxd3 Rd8 12.Nf3 Rxd3 13.Nxe5 Rd8 14.b3 Na6 15.Bb2 Bf5 16.Nc4 Nb4 17.Na5 Rd7 18.Na4 Bf8 19.a3 Nd3 20.Bd4 Be4 
6. = (0.10): 1.e3 Nf6 2.d4 e6 3.Nf3 d5 4.b3 Bb4+ 5.c3 Bd6 6.c4 b6 7.g3 Bb7 8.Bg2 dxc4 9.bxc4 0-0 10.0-0 c5 11.Nc3 Re8 12.Bb2 cxd4 13.exd4 Nbd7 14.d5 exd5 15.Nd4 Ne5 16.Nxd5 Nxd5 17.cxd5 Ba6 
7. = (0.03): 1.c3 Nf6 2.d4 e6 3.Bg5 c5 4.e3 h6 5.Bh4 Qb6 6.Qc2 d5 7.Be2 Nc6 8.Nd2 Bd7 9.Bg3 Rc8 10.Qb3 Be7 11.Ngf3 0-0 12.h3 Na5 13.Qxb6 axb6 14.0-0 Ba4 15.b3 Bd7 16.Rfc1 Rfd8 17.Bd3 Be8 18.a4 
8. = (0.00): 1.Nc3 d5 2.d4 Nf6 3.Bf4 e6 4.Nb5 Na6 5.e3 Be7 6.Nf3 0-0 7.h4 c6 8.Nc3 Qa5 9.Nd2 Qb6 10.Na4 Qa5 11.Nc3 
9. = (0.00): 1.a3 Nf6 2.d4 g6 3.Nf3 Bg7 4.c4 0-0 5.e3 c5 6.dxc5 a5 7.Be2 Ne4 8.Qd5 Nf6 9.Qd1 
10. = (0.00): 1.b3 e5 2.Bb2 Nc6 3.e3 d5 4.Bb5 Bd6 5.f4 Qh4+ 6.g3 Qe7 7.Nf3 f6 8.Nc3 Be6 9.fxe5 fxe5 10.d4 e4 11.Ne5 Qg5 12.Nxc6 a6 13.Ba4 Nf6 14.Ne5+ c6 15.Ne2 b5 16.h4 Qxe3 17.Bxb5 axb5 18.Bc1 Bb4+ 19.Bd2 Ng4 20.Bxb4 Qf2+ 21.Kd2 Qe3+ 22.Ke1 Qf2+ 
11. = (0.00): 1.d3 d5 2.e4 dxe4 3.dxe4 Qxd1+ 4.Kxd1 e5 5.Nd2 a5 6.a4 Bc5 7.f3 Bd7 8.Bb5 Ne7 9.c3 h5 10.Nb3 Bb6 11.Nd2 Bc5 
12. = (-0.10): 1.h3 e5 2.e4 Nf6 3.Nc3 Bb4 4.Nf3 0-0 5.Nxe5 Re8 6.Nd3 Nxe4 7.Be2 Bf8 8.Nxe4 Rxe4 9.0-0 d5 10.Bf3 Re8 11.Re1 c6 12.Rxe8 Qxe8 13.Nf4 Bd6 14.d4 Bf5 15.g4 Be4 16.Bxe4 dxe4 17.c4 Nd7 18.Be3 Qe7 19.Qb3 Nf8 20.c5 Bxf4 21.Bxf4 Ne6 22.Bd6 Qd7 23.Qe3 
13. = (-0.19): 1.a4 Nf6 2.Nf3 c5 3.e3 e6 4.d4 Nc6 5.Bd3 b6 6.0-0 Bb7 7.Nbd2 d5 8.c3 Be7 9.Ne5 Qc7 10.Nxc6 Bxc6 11.b3 0-0 12.Bb2 Bd6 13.h3 h6 14.Nf3 c4 15.bxc4 dxc4 16.Bc2 Qb7 17.Qe2 a6 18.Ba3 Bxa3 19.Rxa3 Rfb8 20.Rfa1 b5 21.axb5 
14. = (-0.20): 1.b4 e5 2.Bb2 Bxb4 3.Bxe5 Nf6 4.c3 Be7 5.Bxf6 Bxf6 6.d4 c5 7.e3 d5 8.Ne2 Nc6 9.Nd2 0-0 10.g3 Re8 11.Bg2 cxd4 12.cxd4 Bxd4 13.Nxd4 Nxd4 14.0-0 Nf5 15.Nb3 Be6 16.Nc5 b6 17.Nxe6 fxe6 18.Qa4 Nd6 19.Rac1 Qe7 20.e4 dxe4 21.Bxe4 Nxe4 22.Qxe4 Rad8 
15. = (-0.28): 1.f4 d5 2.Nf3 Nf6 3.e3 c5 4.b3 g6 5.Be2 Bg7 6.Bb2 0-0 7.0-0 d4 8.Na3 Nd5 9.Ne5 Nd7 10.Nac4 Nxe5 11.Nxe5 Bf5 12.g4 Be4 13.Bf3 Bxf3 14.Qxf3 Nb4 
16. =/+ (-0.42): 1.h4 e5 2.c4 Nf6 3.d3 d5 4.cxd5 Nxd5 5.Nf3 Nc6 6.g3 Be6 7.Bg2 h6 8.0-0 Qd7 9.d4 e4 10.Ne5 Nxe5 11.dxe5 g5 12.Bxe4 gxh4 13.Nc3 0-0-0 14.Bxd5 Bxd5 15.Qxd5 Qxd5 16.Nxd5 Rxd5 17.f4 Rg8 18.Be3 Rxg3+ 19.Kf2 
17. =/+ (-0.46): 1.Na3 e5 2.Nc4 Nc6 3.e4 Nf6 4.d3 Bc5 5.Be2 d5 6.exd5 Qxd5 7.Nf3 Bg4 8.Ne3 Bxe3 9.Bxe3 0-0-0 10.0-0 Rhe8 11.h3 Bf5 12.Re1 h6 13.a3 Qe6 14.Nh2 Nd5 15.Bf3 Nxe3 16.Rxe3 Nd4 17.c3 Nxf3+ 18.Qxf3 
18. =/+ (-0.51): 1.Nh3 d5 2.g3 c5 3.Bg2 h5 4.c4 d4 5.b4 cxb4 6.a3 bxa3 7.Nf4 h4 8.0-0 a2 9.Rxa2 Nc6 10.Rb2 h3 11.Bh1 Nf6 12.Qa4 e6 13.Nd3 Qd7 14.Rb3 e5 15.Bxc6 Qxc6 16.Qxc6+ bxc6 17.Nxe5 c5 18.d3 Bd6 19.Nf3 0-0 20.Bf4 Bxf4 21.gxf4 Re8 
19. =/+ (-0.62): 1.f3 e5 2.Nc3 Nc6 3.e4 Bc5 4.f4 d6 5.Nf3 Bg4 6.d3 a5 7.Nb5 Nf6 8.h3 Bd7 9.fxe5 dxe5 10.Bg5 0-0 11.Qd2 a4 12.a3 Ra5 13.Nc3 Be6 14.Be2 b5 15.Be3 Bxe3 16.Qxe3 Nd4 17.Bd1 Qd6 18.0-0 
20. -/+ (-1.08): 1.g4 d5 2.e3 e5 3.d4 Nc6 4.Nc3 Be6 5.h3 h5 6.gxh5 Nf6 7.Bb5 e4 8.Bxc6+ bxc6 9.Bd2 a5 10.Qe2 a4 11.0-0-0 Qc8 12.Kb1 Bd6 13.a3 Qb7 14.Ka1 Rxh5 15.Qe1 Ke7 16.Rc1 g5 17.Na2 Rah8 18.Bb4 Qc8 19.Rh2 Nd7 20.Bxd6+ cxd6 21.Nc3 Nb6 22.f3 exf3 23.Nxf3 Bxh3 
White has an edge

(,  19.03.2023)

Lol literally, it's funny how a lot of amateurs idolise him as god of chess and don't know anything outside of chess apart from what they're told by him.

"Levy told me this! Levy told me to play this! Oh boyyo! 🤓"

Cmon guys, have a bit more chess culture. A lot of what Levy says about chess is total bs.

Agreed.
His three main recommendations are:

Vienna, which is good, but once you reach the Mainline, Black has essentially achieved equality and can go on to have a rather good game.

London, which is good, but he doesn't explain it well, he never shows the Mainline, and he assumes that Black won't know how to play against it.

Caro-Kann, which is good, but he recommends the Botvinnik-Carls against the Advance, which isn't good unless White plays 4. Nf3 and 5. c3 to justify it.

Owen's (e6 b6), which is bad, and much like the London he only explains how to play it against players who have no clue what to do against it.

The ONLY thing watching GothamChess is good for is learning common mistakes and very very simplified game sense from watching his Guess The ELO series, where he essentially does a fantastic job of analyzing a game in five minutes or less and explains good moves, bad moves, better lines, middlegame plans that could have happened, tactics that were missed, and checkmates that didn't get played on the board. I'd actually highly recommend that series to every single player below 1200.

I pretty much agree. Gotham is an entertaining chess streamer and I like Guess the ELO, but sometimes he gives terrible recommendations imo and he isn't as instructive as what many people think of him to be.

F4

Wayward queen attack

owen which is bad....

who summoned me in this god forsaken hour!?

Bongcloud

The Wayward Queen Attack: Bongcloud Variation.