worst pun contest

Half the people I know think I am incourigialbe  so please don't incourage me.

I'll PUNish you for making such a PUNny thread.

OK, you can't top that, can I have my trophy, please?

She had beenie weenies instead of a hot dog. No bun intended.

No pawn intended.

Hey girl, you Reti to watch ..Nf6 and chill?

(Netflix and chill)

(Reti opening 1.Nf3 1..Nf6)

Tarrrasch Talking

Why does batman only start on b8 or g8? Because he's the dark knight

what has this got to do with chess openings?

This thread is an OPENING for us to make the worst posts of our lives! :^) Seriously, can I be declared the winner already so we can all go home?

What did mustard say to his rival in the race when his rival said "I'm going to get you" after falling behind?

Answer: You can't ketchup! (You can't catch up)

What did Apple say when he met Banana?

Answer: You're so appealing!

What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky?

Answer: One can't come clean, the other can't clean cum!

What is long, cylindrical, and full of seamen?

Answer: A submarine

Why did the g1-knight get called for a false start?

Answer: I said Reti, not Go!

Dear heavens

Give bestpuny a trophy.

This would be what a punny twin would say.

My mother has a pair of I's!

(That was terrible)

To bestpunmaker:

YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED?!

The three letters after "qwert" on the keyboard spell out "Yui".

Man, youi must be happy.

I'm very happy! It increases my rate of Yuiposting to the max since writing Yui is so easy! Yui Yui Yui, woo! Obviously it was made like that by intelligent design because Yui was destined to be love! 

It also means that when I marry Yui it will go so fast to register her as my waifu! Yui! Milliseconds! Then we can go on our honeymoon without interruption! I'm so happy!