Wood you play this opening?

Is there a ZubenelgenubiZubeneschamali Attack? Wood you rekommend playing it? 

What are you thoughts on The Hyper-Accelerated ZubenelgenubiZubeneschamali Attack? 

what?

I hate openings that take so long to write the name down that you end up losing on time.

I think he means dragon for those zz...openings.

But Zubenelgenubi is in Libra, not in Draco.

The name means "Southern Claw".

LMAO!

You are no doubt familiar with the aborted game between Grigory Alexandrovich Kushelev-Bezborodko and Lionel Adalbert Bagration Felix Kieseritsky, in which both players lost on time while trying to write down the opponent's name.

Bagration! 

I love the ZZ Attack.

Now I almost know as much about astronomy as I do about chess!

I guess I would learn the 1. e4 e5 opening by heart before learning such an awesome opening as the  ZubenelgenubiZubeneschamali Attack.

When someone tries a Zagrebny attack on me, I usually respond with the Tartakower-Makagonov-Bondarevsky defence.  That seems to do the trick.

A song released during Glen Campbell's so-called "dark phase."

Actually, that was before Scorpio got the zoning permits required to sub-let part of their constellation to Libra.

For those who are not skilled in unofficial chess opening names:

It's a little known fact, but the ZubenelgenubiZubeneschamali Attack was actually named for a river in the Ukraine.

The Danube? The Buh?

Well isn't that just special lolz. 

Getting back to the forum, never heard of the opening before, though if such an opening did exist, I'd play it just to squeeze a laugh out of my opponents when they ask "What opening did you just play?" 

I think it's called the Genubi.  Roman Tamaz "Bagration" Dzindzichuhashgelashvilivili used to live near there with his pet dog, Spot.

Oddly, he also had a pet spot which he called Dog.