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So along came a spider sitting in his web , then the window cleaner came and said sorry you are in my way.....Walking the pavement and i found out it was an puzzel ''so i fought'' [spiders are allways infront windows]. 

Smoking that good stuff huh?

I have no tolerance for spiders in my home. They either get a job and pay rent or get the hell out. 

I don't think you tell the entire truth. I bet instead of getting them out of your little room you would squeeze the spider until all legs, head and the big round body falls apart and on the floor. Then with the vacuum cleaner you clean the floor dropping all spider pieces later on in the toilet and FLUSH.

@CookedQ Would you care to be my cleaning lady?