Sometimes I stand behind my chair lean on it so I get a different perspective.
chess face

I flex my biceps between moves and scream like someone just stabbed me with a pocket knife.
You too?!

My ears stick out. That's cause I got old man's ears. They go flappity, flappity if the winds blowing or someone pulls a tactic on me that causes me a material loss. My wife says big ears are a sign of something but she knows me well so I don't think that's necessarily true.

I just rest my arms on the table, and put my chin on top of that. I end up staring at the pieces, not my opponent.

urinating on your opponents feet under the table will get someones "chess face" off real quick! i fold my little and ring finger down, keep my middle first and thumb out with the folded fingers under my eye on my sinus cavity, lean on that hand with the elbow on the table...or both hands open on chin leaning on elbows fingers slightly closed resting on sinuses (i have alergies and i rub my sinuses often)...im kinda like Kasparov mixed with ivanchuck too...i make a lot of faces and talk to myself under my breath alot when i think...
I keep an absolutely straight face all the time; my hands never touch my face. Even when I blunder I try to keep this face in order to bluff my opponent out. Some people have said that my face is so straight and serious when I play, that they can't tell when I've just commited some huge blunder or whether I have just set up an extremely complicated combination.

When I play real , I get out of my chair and start spinning around when I do a good move and if I do a bad move and at the point of loosing I bite my nails and pull strands out of my hair .

i have various faces, they switch during the game. i have my:
1) i'm a nice guy, i don't mind if i lose or win, i just like to play and i mean it when i say "good luck!"
2)I am thinking, but not too hard, i'm actually just remmebering a nice song i heard, or a callsical piece.
3) ok. now that was out of line! i'm gonna crush you now you fu** you creep!
4) i underestimated you, nice move.
5) i'm really sorry for you blunder
6) ok. from it's easy to win... shit!
7) i'm gonna lose anyway, but at least i will cause you some problems and won't simply hang all of my pieces like an idiot. again... shit!
i also have my neutral face. this is for observing games and every time my opponent makes his move. so he won't see what i think of his move right away.
wow