Conundrum Syrah is good and Sauvignon Blanc is nice, IMO, but you already virtually bought me a glass! You even virtually tipped! Thank you!
Trysts, a virtually quick question of which I hope you take no offense from me asking..... If I get you virtually tipsy, not virtually drunk now, but just where you are virtually giggly. You know, that virtually ideal slightly inebriated state where you are virtually hanging on my every virtual word as I charm you with my virtual wit so I may pursue my single minded virtual goal of getting you into a virtual bed to perform some virtual sexual gymnastics. Positions which I have virtually learned, mastered and perfected from my tattered, dogeared and torn pre-virtual copy of Kama Sutra. Where upon we can then engage in a virtual display of erotic virtually intertwined activity until we lay back virtually exhausted in a state of virtual ecstasy.... Umm... That would not make me a virtually shallow person.... would it?
bahahahaha..
the funniest thing posted in this thread to date, and hence worth commenting on...
even beat my hangman post...
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What he said, but in capital letters.