Chess Player of the Month May 2011

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trysts
oinquarki wrote:

I'm kind of disappointed in the community for not having elected TheGrobe.


Utter despairing disappointment is what makes watching pdela lose, so entertaining!Laughing

oinquarki

Second place isn't exactly a loss; I mean after all, this is a kind of a chess site.

trysts
oinquarki wrote:

Second place isn't exactly a loss; I mean after all, this is a kind of a chess site.


pdela came in third place this time, but I have high hopes for him  winning it in December 2012Laughing

Cystem_Phailure
oinquarki wrote:

I'm kind of disappointed in the community for not having elected TheGrobe.


Nah-- seems perfectly fitting to me that someone who brays about a title being a joke and a fraudulent scam gets it bestowed upon himself.

EDIT:  Hey, maybe that's the approach pdela should try!

GatheredDust
Cystem_Phailure wrote:
oinquarki wrote:

I'm kind of disappointed in the community for not having elected TheGrobe.


Nah-- seems perfectly fitting to me that someone who brays about a title being a joke and a fraudulent scam gets it bestowed upon himself.

EDIT:  Hey, maybe that's the approach pdela should try!


lol

Oh, I almost forgot: Do you guys want some cookies? Innocent

oinquarki

You made more?

trysts
GatheredDust wrote:
Cystem_Phailure wrote:
oinquarki wrote:

I'm kind of disappointed in the community for not having elected TheGrobe.


Nah-- seems perfectly fitting to me that someone who brays about a title being a joke and a fraudulent scam gets it bestowed upon himself.

EDIT:  Hey, maybe that's the approach pdela should try!


lol

Oh, I almost forgot: Do you guys want some cookies?


Yes.

GatheredDust

Yep! Chocolate chip, oatmeal, raisin, sugar cookies; all kinds of them. Say, oinquarki, you look a little sick...

Oh, what kind do you want, trysts?

Cystem_Phailure

By this time of night she usually doesn't care.

GatheredDust

In that case, here's a whole dozen! Innocent

oinquarki
GatheredDust wrote:

Yep! Chocolate chip, oatmeal, raisin, sugar cookies; all kinds of them. Say, oinquarki, you look a little sick...

Oh, what kind do you want, trysts?


Oatmeal comma raisin!! You mena there's no oatmeal raisin cookies? Just oatmeal cookies and raisin cookies?? I want my life back!

oinquarki

Aaak; I'm dieing of thirst! Omg; a 7-11 in the middle of a desert - how convenient. But I only have one dollar, so I should probably get a big cup of water or soda - OMG!! Three cookies for only 99 cents! *om-nom-nom-nommm-nnnoommm* Aaak... death... pain... totally worth it.

GatheredDust

Sorry, oinquarki. Weren't you supposed to stay in the coffin??? I didn't know zombies were real... Wait a min-GAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

trysts
Cystem_Phailure wrote:

By this time of night she usually doesn't care.


Excuse me, Cystem, they are my cookiesLaughing I'll take chocolate chip pleaseSmile

GatheredDust

Heya trysts it's Bob from the office down the hall.

It's good to see you buddy, how's it been?

Things have been O.K. for me

Except that I'm a zombie now.

I really wish you'd let us in.

I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand

Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand

But here's an FYI, you're all gonna die screaming!

 

Oh, and here's the cookies Laughing

trysts
GatheredDust wrote:

Heya trysts it's Bob from the office down the hall.

It's good to see you buddy, how's it been?

Things have been O.K. for me

Except that I'm a zombie now.

I really wish you'd let us in.

I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand

Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand

But here's an FYI, you're all gonna die screaming!

 

Oh, and here's the cookies


Bob buddy down the hall?! These aren't "funny cookies" are they?Laughing

GatheredDust

(No one remembers Jonathon Coulton Cry)

These aren't funny cookies, they're just baked with happiness!

trysts
GatheredDust wrote:

(No one remembers Jonathon Coulton )

These aren't funny cookies, they're just baked with happiness!


I'm sorry, I never heard of him. I had to google for answersEmbarassed

But the cookies are great! Thanks!Smile

GatheredDust

You're welcome! Innocent

Anyway, he was the guy who did the end song in both "Portal" games.

The song I was referencing is called "Re: Your Brains"

Conflagration_Planet

Fezzik for cheating, and getting caught.