Chess Player of the Month September 2011

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look cmibu, is this thread bothering proknight at all ? no of course not ! as ozzie_cobblepot said, you are very different from proknight.

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How is that? I see no other reason, other than that he is lucky enough to not be targeted by haters.
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checkmateibeatu wrote:
Wait a minute... Lenny won't win because he is inactive, corrijean just bowed out, so doesn't that mean that the title goes to the next one on the list...

 Why don't you bow out and let the guy in charge make the decision?

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Not happening.
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checkmateibeatu wrote:
I would like to say that I planned this out from the beginning, but sadly I didn't:(.

You're like an accidental genius! No one has ever become CPOTM in such a short time! I think starting a scrapbook is in order. This is just the beginning of many great events in your life, checkmate!

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If I wanted to, I could say that I banned Lenny Bongcloud votes for this (that would be a lie though, I couldn't stand 'em)! I ban Bongcloud votes, which sparks them to hijack my threads, which sparks me to block them, which sparks more haters to come in, which sparks joke Bongcloud votes to come in as well as people to joke vote for me, the Bongcloud votes sparking corrijean to bow down, making me the winner of CPOTM! Unfortunately, I can not truthfully claim that I planned all that out :(.
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B.S. Hogwash as Reb would have said.

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checkmateibeatu wrote:
If I wanted to, I could say that I banned Lenny Bongcloud votes for this (that would be a lie though, I couldn't stand 'em)! I ban Bongcloud votes, which sparks them to hijack my threads, which sparks me to block them, which sparks more haters to come in, which sparks joke Bongcloud votes to come in as well as people to joke vote for me, the Bongcloud votes sparking corrijean to bow down, making me the winner of CPOTM! Unfortunately, I can not truthfully claim that I planned all that out :(.

It was a brilliant plan(had you planned itWink), but, how did you know that corrijean would bow out? You must have worked on that part for months!

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ozzie_c_cobblepot wrote:
Fair enough. We may disagree. You're probably right.

Hahaha.  You're such a nice, humble guy.

He's probably a better chess player, too.

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checkmateibeatu wrote:
This, after all, is Chess Player of the Month, not Chess Joke of the Month.

True.  You're Chess Joke of the Month.  Title holder for a little over 4 straight months running now.

I heartily approve of throwing out all rules and votes and appointing cmibu winner of the past month if it will prevent future bawling from him for the few remaining months of CPOTM.

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I see we've moved beyond imposing your pathetic little will on your own threads, beyond hijacking everyone else's threads to complain about your persecution complex, beyond even trying to impose your will on this thread in order to try and crown yourself, or even to replace it with your doomed little copy-cat contest and have moved right to attempting to co-opt this very contest for yourself

You are a sad, sad case.

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TheGrobe wrote:

I see we've moved beyond imposing your pathetic little will on your own threads, beyond hijacking everyone else's threads to complain about your persecution complex, beyond even trying to impose your will on this thread in order to try and crown yourself, or even to replace it with your doomed little copy-cat contest and have moved right to attempting to co-opt this very contest for yourself


Do you think checkmateIDenyEverything will issue one blanket denial for that, or individual denials for each point?

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It's the one you didn't quote that's not up for dispute, so I really don't care about the rest.
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I think that Lenny should be crowned King of September because he won according to the rules defined at the beginning of the month. I vote for corrijean and stats_man for October. At least I declare my intention to do that at this point.
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Agree.
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But the one small issue is that this is a dictatorship, not a democracy. Only ProKnight's opinion matters.
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ProKnights? I was under the impression that it was only checkmateibeatu's opinion that mattered.
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His matters as much/little as yours. On policy questions his opinion matters zero, and on voting he gets one vote. Same as all of us.
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Oh. Then why is he beating all over the head with it, do you suppose?
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When I got home a little while ago and was catching up on 90 posts here, I was laughing out loud when I got to the part where he was laying out his convoluted scheme for how all his blocked people could get their votes recorded if he managed to take over.  Do you suppose he honestly thinks anyone would care?  Or was he finally showing his first humor ever and having us on?  Nah, couldn't be the latter.

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