The King is equivalent to a useless rock that valuable lives are spent trying to defend.
Is Queen the Boss?

The King is equivalent to a useless rock that valuable lives are spent trying to defend.
Exactly!

Actually some consider the king better than a bishop in endgames: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_piece_relative_value

I mean better in an offensive way. Attacking power, as well as capacity to protect its pawns and other pieces. In the endgame, the king is not just a lazy butt watching all the action from a confortable position, it's an active piece fundamental to achieve victory, and in that duty it may be more useful than a bishop.

Is Queen the Boss?
Actually, the Queen is just the most powerful maid among the staff of the King...
But...maids never get the title of Queen. However , maid may become a queen after getting married to a King.

It's not likely that the king would marry a commoner. But again, he marries every pawn that makes to the eigth rank, I wonder what he'd do to someone who made to the second base...

Actually some consider the king better than a bishop in endgames: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_piece_relative_value
You´re right, if You count the worth of every piece in pawnparameters, bishop, knight is as worth as 3 pawns, rook 5 pawns, Queen 7 pawns and so on, King is as worth as 5 pawns, i read it one day in an russian chessbook although it depends on the pawnposition, f.e. 2pawns connected on the 6th/3rd rank are as worth as one rook, if they walk to promtion with kingssupport and the better king than bishop f.e. must prevent enemys Bishop/Kingsunit from promoting Your own pawn ore eliminating last pawn/s on the other side.

Is Queen the Boss?
Actually, the Queen is just the most powerful maid among the staff of the King...
But...maids never get the title of Queen. However , maid may become a queen after getting married to a King.
i remember of an old comment of Micheal Tal over the Queen in one of his games:
"The queen alone is no good warrior, she always need or gives support". So f.e. an active knight with queenssupport has more power than bishop/queen on the other side. (queen/knightsunit can create more matethreats than queen/bishop)

Elvis is still the king
I agree.
Elvis is the king and Freddie Mercury is Queen!

The queen represents the oppressed proletariat, the king represents the elitist ruling classes. Always will the King and his like exploit the hard work and constant sacrifice of his forces. Viva la revolution!

The queen represents the oppressed proletariat, the king represents the elitist ruling classes. Always will the King and his like exploit the hard work and constant sacrifice of his forces. Viva la revolution!
you represented the roles of King and Queen as well as nobody else>>>>>>>>>>>>I liked it
Long live the king! especially if it is my king -.-

honestly, when you play chess YOU are the boss YOU move the pieces and YOU have absolute control of them
if he dies games over
king is more powerful because when he dies the game is over? he is the most valuable