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Avatar of AiryNeon

Anyway.  He says he is beating more levels.

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Question: if it had a 100% pass rate before, and it has a 100% pass rate now, then how is itmore valuable?

Avatar of finn416

The only thing respectable about my account is that is has 1900+ Chess Mentor rating. :)

Avatar of IRONLUNGCANCER
AiryNeon wrote:

Question: if it had a 100% pass rate before, and it has a 100% pass rate now, then how is itmore valuable?

More problems have been solved and the rating is only going up!  Amazing!  Bid today!

Avatar of Bilbo21

So you aren't joking?
You really expect someone to pay you rather than getting a free account themselves?

Avatar of Noam_Vitenberg

no thanks but i could get it for free and make it better and give it back to you

Avatar of DrSpudnik
Bilbo21 wrote:

So you aren't joking?
You really expect someone to pay you rather than getting a free account themselves?

Well his account has been enhanced by his presence here so far. It's like he's selling the brand that he's created.

Avatar of PrestonRFD

$100.78

Avatar of J-J-M

We can change.. You take my and I get your??

Avatar of bwaw1

salut

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Danbakradze wrote:

Why would anyone like me want your profile? here are my stats:

13 years old:

1800 fide.
14150 profile views.
great rating on this site.
And 34 trophies overall.
24 number 1 tournament trophies.

Now after all of this, why in the world would i want your account? 

Of course you can't see the many obvious benefits my account has over your account since you are a child, and children are dumb.  Come back and talk to me once your brain has finished growing and have something worth saying.

And you've failed over half of your tactic trainer problems and I have a perfect record of 100% pass rate!

Avatar of St1llet0

1 whole bitcoin.

Meet me behind the dumpsters in 15 minutes and we'll make the trade.

Avatar of SonOfThunder2

I could do better than you with the internet so wh would you think I'd pay for it?

Avatar of DrSpudnik

If you have change coming back from a bitcoin purchase, do you get bitchange that sits in a heap on your dresser?

Avatar of RonaldJosephCote

  Its like 1 Natural Disaster after anotherFrown

Avatar of Darkness_Prevails

What?It's not even a premium account.

What's with rating?Dont know about chess.com but in

lichess I can play with very high rated opponentns and that's completely free!

Avatar of Robert_New_Alekhine
1NaturalDisaster wrote:
RonaldJosephCote wrote:

  Its like 1 Natural Disaster after another


What does that mean?

It's like One Natural Disaster one right after another. 

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1NaturalDisaster wrote:

Oh: By the way, in the incredibly unlikely possibility I want to sell my account, here are my reasons:

 1. over 15 1st place trophys and 100+ trophies

 2. Ranked below 200 in chess quiz with 48 questions of my own.

 3. Tactics trainer with almost 2000 rating, and over 2200 attempts.

 4. Good list of friends

 5. Admin power in 6 of 14 groups I am in

 6. Two good forums already made, and 3000 points

 7. Profile veiws: 14213

 8. Very nice ratings for the medeocre chess player.

 9. (Bad) I do have a wide list of rude comments and 20 people on my blocked list, but I am 1NaturalDisaster, I must live up to my name.

 10. And a lvl 2 membership that will last until Feb 4th.

 HOW MUCH WOULD YOU BID???????????????

Let me see about mine...

1. I am one of the greatest trolls in the history of chess.com. By purchasing my account, you essentially take ownership of my many glorious threads.

2. I am the founder and only super-admin of the Egalitarian Troll Society, the largest group devoted to trolling on chess.com.

3. I have above average ratings in blitz, standard, correspondence and Tactics Trainer.

4. I have more wins against Computer1-EASY than anyone I know (755 and counting).

5. I also have a huge list of friends, a lot of profile views and membership in tons of groups, but that's just icing on the cake.

Well... is looks like my account is pretty valuable. I think I'll keep it for myself for now.

Avatar of IRONLUNGCANCER

If you dumb kids want to sell your accounts do it in another thread.

Blocked.

Avatar of Geronimo87

Jesus...where this world goes...