Chairman-Miaow wrote:
for a guy that just came out of prison, he needs to be addressed like a London ticket inspector (ahdunbilivit)
Or a cab driver
My main man Maurice
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Jun 30, 2017
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#26
with the return of the fruitbasket 2Q1C, and his army of sockpuppets, time to take a long break from this nuthouse.
Jul 3, 2017
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#29
Is it just me or has Maurice got an unusually large head?
It is like a bulbous orb came along and swallowed his head.
This is probably why he always has such a weird facial expression.
His eyes are screaming "help us...help us" but the orb won't let his mouth speak the words.
I now have a theory the orb is really the one making a mess of interviews and not Maurice.
Jul 3, 2017
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#30
maurice pronounced backwards would probably sound like seymour. not really sure what that means but the possibilities seem limitless - like a bulbous evil plant ...
Jul 3, 2017
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#31
Perhaps we are seeing this whole thing wrong.
Chess taught me to look at things from all sides and that is what we should do, we should look at Maurice and ask: has Maurice got an unusually large bulbous head or is it that his head has a tiny body?
And who has tiny bodies?
Aliens have tiny bodies that makes their heads look big.
Like the little alien inside the guys head in MIB.
Jul 3, 2017
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#32
yes, carlsen wanted to actually demonstrate to him what a huge head the latter had
Jul 3, 2017
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#33
Good lord! Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words , sometimes it is truly worth only about 6 words:
" F*ck you Magnus"
" F*ck you Maurice"
Sometimes six words is all you need though.
Jul 3, 2017
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#34
I cannot think of anything saying " I hate you " more than Magnus making eye contact.
He NEVER makes eye contact with anybody.
DD is a strange duck,
... ...
DD's early years
Jul 3, 2017
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#38
We are not sure at this stage if a large orb swallowed Maurice's head or whether he is an alien....yet the Duck gets called strange?
If Maurice had sex-change surgery, would that make her first ever female afro grandmaster?
keep it professional please, some of us still have values.
Don't be unprofessional, address to what person your post is directed at.