You want a couple of games?
Rating update: 2350!!!

Honours to NKT73. I hadn't seen you in a while, thought you had been muted or banned. Thank you Jesus Christ that didn't happen.

Honours to my real father Donald Trump. Honours to my real mother Hillary Clinton. Honours to my real siblings Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders. Honours to my real uncle John Kasich. Honors to my real grandfather George Bush. Honours to my real other grandfather Bill Clinton. Honours to all the mods if they ban NKT73.

Honours to my real father Donald Trump. Honours to my real mother Hillary Clinton. Honours to my real siblings Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders. Honours to my real uncle John Kasich. Honors to my real grandfather George Bush. Honours to my real other grandfather Bill Clinton. Honours to all the mods if they ban NKT73.
Hey, the first two lines are mine!

Honours to my real father Donald Trump. Honours to my real mother Hillary Clinton. Honours to my real siblings Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders. Honours to my real uncle John Kasich. Honors to my real grandfather George Bush. Honours to my real other grandfather Bill Clinton. Honours to all the mods if they ban NKT73.
Yeah, Blessings to the mods that ban him. It is actually frustrating needing to scroll the whole page just to pass NKT73's comment.
patience is a virtue, an a chess players best friend.

Wow, NK's rating just shot up like a rock. Um, wrong analogy. But anyways. How can you explain your amazing climb of several hundred rating points? Is it some kind of secret food?
I am still 10 pts higher than you!