Kaynight,
You don't meant to say you're in the same hemisphere as we are? That's worrying! I reckon they'll take one look at your healthcard, or any other of your documents and say, "That's a wrong'un."
My "LMS"* is getting worse!
* Love Myself Syndrome.
You the fan. :D
hahaha
hehehe
hohoho
:)
:)
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Need some more ideas. Hey! That should read Samoa! Ideas.El paramedic, por favor!
I'm sure you're from Scotland 
Listen! Flying over to Spain I was up in the"air" for ages , before final " approach" !!!!
If I was made of chocolate, I'd eat myself!!
I don't get the bit in red.
Are u sure you are not a girl?!
Just heard Britain is sending Stuart Hall over to Nigeria to find the abducted girls.
A knockout idea.
Just thought I'd make a " cameo" appearance here. Everyone has given up.
As long as it's not a camiknickers appearance!
I'm listening to the radio... and the hand did not win the Indian election 
Je suis impressed!
Moi aussi!
I'm listening to the radio... and the hand did not win the Indian election
the "hand?"
Kaynight,
You don't meant to say you're in the same hemisphere as we are? That's worrying! I reckon they'll take one look at your healthcard, or any other of your documents and say, "That's a wrong'un."