What is your favorite chess quote of all time?

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Rudolf Spielmann said of Alekhine, "I could make the same moves in those positions.  But how does he get those positions?!"

Yorrdamma

Siegbert Tarrasch: "Chess, like love, like music, has the power to make men (and women) happy."

(I put in the parenthetical addition.)

OperationOverlord

Chess is masturbation for males who can't get laid.

Yorrdamma

Maybe for folks like you!

TadrodderTots

Very Suspicious - GM Finegold.

Works across several domains of life, including Chess.

astronomer29

Check mate is strong in all positions, don;t know who said it.

AmitDhoundiyal

"my opponent was Short And the game was short" Garry Kasparov "Some players think it's okay to lose if your opponent plays well,I don't.You have to be merciless"-Magnus

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intersectinglines wrote:

'Chess is the only art form where composition and performance take place at the same time'
'Not all artists are chess players, but all chess players are artists'

Well, maybe not so much the ones who blunder their queens away in the first 10 moves.

OperationOverlord

Skill at chess is a sure sign of a misspent childhood. - Sigmund Freud

TadrodderTots

 Siam's gonna be the witness to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness

this grips me more than would a muddy old river or reclining Buddha - GM Murray Head

ddc7

I don't believe in psychology. I believe in good moves.

 

Bobby Fischer

Goram

that's more like psychological projection to me.

ECF_JOSEPH123

i am the greatest.

By myself

klimski

You must take your opponent into a deep dark forest where 2+2=5 and the path leading out is only wide enough for one.... Mikhail Tal

jvlinton

Fischer's on exiting an establishment...  "Chess is better."

uplaner

Patzer sees a check, patzer gives a check.

- Robert J. Fischer .... oh sorry Bobby Fischer of course

GoodKnight0BadBishop

'Chess mimics life...' - GoodKnight0BadBishop

Koenshaku

Not my favorite but I felt like sharing this anyway cause it made me lol:

 

"Can I try to......do something very bad to you." 

 

"Uh....then...not...um....I don't know....(nervous giggling)..."

- GM Ivan Sokolov to WGM Keti Tsatsalashvili...in reference to the chess match of course..geez...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDGsP9W_PoQ

 

@4:28:30 for context....

OperationOverlord

Those who can do, those who can't comment on chess websites.wink.png

JogoReal

Alekhine commenting a game in the book of the tournament New-York 1924: "From now on this is plain butchery"