Bulldog with Witch - captaintugwash vs rychessmaster1 (unrated - 1. f4 g5)

Unrated game, agreed opening 1. f4 g5

Standard rules apply (3 days per move)

Tomorrow. I've had a busy day, tomorrow won't be busy so I can finalise my preparations. 

2. f5

2... Wg7 3. e4

3... Bi6 4. Bd4

4... e6 5. Nf2

5... Nd6 6. f6

6... Bxf6 7. e5 Nb5 8. exf6

8... Nxd4 9. fxg7 Qxg7 10. c3

Witch for two pawns seems fine to me. 

10... Nc6. 11 Ne2

11... Ng6 12. h3

I think the squirrel with the impressive testicles offended someone to the point they reported it, and chess.com removed it. I have no idea to be honest, I didn't get a pm and I no longer have access to the email address I have on file.  I just logged in recently and it was gone. I figured I probably shouldn't upload it again, just in case.

So now it's Father Jack. He's a whiskey drinking foul mouthed obnoxious priest, off the Irish comedy Father Ted. He's great, it's exactly what I hope to be like when I'm older. Minus the priest bit.

12... b6 13. Gh2

13... Gb7 14. 0-0

If you'd have said 0-0 I'd have asked for clarity, so you saved me waiting!

14... 0-0 15. a4

15... f5 16. c4

Nope, my boards are binding. 

Don't try and get a cheap advantage. Beat me properly. Clearly I intended to play d4.

If you insist on me playing c4, I resign.